A/N: fucking clowns are getting to be too much.
so heres a chapter about them (:
KIK
Twenty Four
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BigDaddyPayne: is online.
Irish4LuckyCharms: is online.
BananaCurlyHairSquad: is online.
TommoThotBooty: is online.
Irish4LuckyCharms: liam im scared hold me
BigDaddyPayne: dont be a pussy niall you know they arent real
Irish4LuckyCharms: IM SORRY HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE NEWS
BananaCurlyHairSquad: im sorry what are we talking about?
TommoThotBooty: noting harry nothing at all
Irish4LuckyCharms: YOU DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON
Irish4LuckyCharms: OH MY GOD UR IN FOR A TREAT
TommoThotBooty: i swear to god niall i will choke u out
BigDaddyPayne: yea come on niall dont ruin him
BananaCurlyHairSquad: what do you think im not WORTHY enough for ur news
Irish4LuckyCharms: THERESCLOWNSONTHELOOSEANDNOBODYCANCATCHTHEMTHEYRKILLINGPEOPLE
BananaCurlyHairSquad: I DONT SPEAK ALIEN NIALL
TommoThotBooty: nothings going on at all dont listen to him
BananaCurlyHairSquad: i am not a child i can take it TOMLINSON
BigDaddyPayne: well u sure act like one
BananaCurlyHairSquad: WHAT DID YOU SAY LIAM
Irish4LuckyCharms: CLOWNS are out KILLING people and leading little children into THE WOODS and killing them ITS ALL AROUND THE WORLD
BananaCurlyHairSquad: WWHAT
BananaCurlySquad: OH HELL NO IM PACKING WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS
TommoThotBooty: helLO I FUCKIN SAID U DIDNT WANNA KNOW
Irish4LuckyCharms: and people are literally not even celebrating this year because of it and its a big thing
BigDaddyPayne: they say that they have like this plan to have like a big ass clown purge idk
BananaCurlyHairSquad: thats fine let them try me! ill fight them so quick theyll never see it coming
TommoThotBooty: harry u can say that you'll fight one on sight but if you actually see it
BigDaddyPayne: HAHAHA FUCKIN TRU
BananaCurlyHairSquad: I WILL NOT ILL FIGHT IT I SWEAR
TommoThotBooty: remember when u told me about that bee that chased you for a mile and wouldnt leave u alone
TommoThotBooty: cus i do
BananaCurlyHairSquad: THAT WAS ONE TIME LOUIS
TommoThotBooty: it still happened yet ur out here tryna fight clowns
Irish4LuckyCharms: ill help you harry i dont wanna get beat by a clown
BigDaddyPayne: idk it this was a clown or my mom but
BigDaddyPayne: so the other night i was sleeping and i heard tapping against my window and then i woke up and these kids said they found a knife under my bedroom window
BigDaddyPayne: and then last night the bbq i have over by the patio was moved all the way over to the other side of my house and i know kids cant move that by themselves i cant barely move it being a man
(this literally happened to me ill explain at the end of this chapter)
TommoThotBooty: OH HELL NO THATS WHEN U GET OUT ND PACK UR SHIT THEN MOVE TO CANADA
Irish4LuckyCharms: OH MY GOD NO
BananaCurlyHairSquad: what if it was a neighbor?? it could be a neighbor
BigDaddyPayne: i doubt that was a neighbor im friends with all my neighbors
TommoThotBooty: i hate my neighbors but i put my bets on a clown!
BananaCurlyHairSquad: guess whos not leaving their house?? this guy!!
Irish4LuckyCharms: ill stay INDOOOOOOOORS, INDOOOORS
TommoThotBooty: if spongebob walked out of his house to fine harambe dressed as patrick u can go outside and find a clown dressed as a clown
BananaCurlyHairSquad: HOW DOES THAT HELP ME
TommoThotBooty: it doesnt
BananaCurlyHairSquad: yall are rude im leaving, BYE! you'll never see THIS face AGAIN!
TommoThotBooty: bye!! we wont miss ya.
BananaCurlyHairSquad: RUDE ASS BITCH I SWEAR TO GO
BananaCurlyHairSquad: has been banned from the group by TommoThotBooty.
BigDaddyPayne: hell YEA
Irish4LuckyCharms: is offline.
TommoThotBooty: LMAO ME TOO
BigDaddyPayne: is offline.
TommoThotBooty: o was that rude? o well i hope the clowns get yall!
TommoThotBooty: is offline.
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A/N: ok so like i was saying i guess my little sisters friends found a knife under my window the other day and thats the night i had like heard tapping AND THEN the night i locked my window the bbq is also under my window bc my house is ghetto and it was moved and the trampoline was moved under my window and those two things r too heavy to be moved by kids bc i had thought since they had knew abt the clowns they were playing around saying they found a knife but after the bbq was moved im gonna lock all my windows and shit bc OH MY GOD IM SCARED.
If i die, tell liam i want his body when he passes. thx
like, comment.
-desarae (: