Sixteen

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A/N: Happy Birthday Louis!

KIK

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BananaCurlyHairSquad: is online.

TommoThotBooty: is online.

Irish4LuckyCharms: is online.

BigDaddyPayne: is online.

ZaddyZayn: is online.

BananaCurlyHair: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SEXY MANBEAST

TommoThotBooty: oh stop it im blushing

BigDaddyPayne: hey louis i got you a present (;

TommoThotBooty: really? what is it

BigDaddyPayne: read my username

Irish4LuckyCharms: G O O D B Y E

TommoThotBooty: oh dear lord

ZaddyZayn: y'all are too gay for me

BananaCurlyHairSquad: NO LIAM GET YOUR OWN LOUIS

BigDaddyPayne: YOU DONT OWN LOUIS

Irish4LuckyCharms: i bet you dont wanna bet on that li

TommoThotBooty: nialls the smart one here tbh

ZaddyZayn: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOUISSSS hope its a good one bro (: x

TommoThotBooty: aw thanks zayn

Irish4LuckyCharms: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU TOMMO

BananaCurlyHairSquad: i got you a present THAT ISNT SEXUAL lou

TommoThotBooty: oh yeah? what is it

BananaCurlyHairSquad: a punch in the face

BananaCurlyHairSquad: with my lips

ZaddyZayn: no homo tho right?

BananaCurlyHairSquad: LOTS OF HOMO

Irish4LuckyCharms: well there goes the " Niall im straight " line lmao

Irish4LuckyCharms: ITS A COMING OUT PARTY BUT WE ALL KNEW YOU WERE GAY HARRY

TommoThotBooty: no " straight " man wears glitter boot/high heels

BananaCurlyHairSquad: EXCUSE ME WHY ARE YOU ALL JUMPING ON ME

ZaddyZayn: we were just comin out with the truth

BigDaddyPayne: ....... no comment

BananaCurlyHairSquad: PFFFF i dont need yall then

BananaCurlyHairSquad: is offline.

TommoThotBooty: has added BananaCurlyHairSquad back to the conversation.

TommoThotBooty: ok were done love i promise

BigDaddyPayne: OH I KNOW HOW ITS GONNA GET LIT

BigDaddyPayne: has added ZiamAf to the conversation.

ZaddyZayn: ITS LOUIS' BIRTHDAY

ZiamAf: OH MY GOSSHHHHH BABY HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY

ZiamAf: come here love give mama a hug

TommoThotBooty: No thanks i hate hugs

Irish4LuckyCharms: ILL TAKE IT

ZiamAf: niall wait till your birthday honey

BananaCurlyHairSquad: ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS

ZiamAf: harry

BananaCurlyHairSquad: yes?

ZiamAf: what did you give louis for his birthday?

ZiamAf: your ass wrapped in a bow?

BananaCurlyHairSquad: PERRIE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THA-

BananaCurlyHairSquad: yes 😪

ZiamAf: I KNEW IT LIAM YOU OWN ME $20

BigDaddyPayne: DAMN IT HARRY

BananaCurlyHairSquad: IM SORRY

TommoThotBooty: IM NOT DAMN BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT

ZaddyZayn: i need new friends

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A/N: ...... so?

how was this idk

@ ROBYN I GOT THE PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE THING FROM YOU

-dessie xx

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