Chapter 11
Me: LIAM JAMES PAYNES BIRTHDAY IS TODAY
Me: TODAY IS ONE OUT OF FIVE days that I CAN BE HAPPY.
Jesus Christ, that's bleak. *Ding!*
Me: mhmm, yep alright.
Me: anyway. I gotta go and spam him until he notices me.
Me: bye.
Him: have fun, kiddo.
Agreed with the other commenters, kiddo is not the word you'd want to use here. *Ding!*
Chapter 12
@whocares_ : "Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me. "
149-character tweet is 9 characters too long to be posted on Twitter. *Ding!*
@anonymous_ : "Life-the way it really is-is a battle not between good and bad, but between bad and worse"
Her: can you save me?
Her: please?
Her: just take me far, far, far away from here.
Me: we'll runaway together.
Me: far far far away.
Her: promise?
Me: promise.
That was the chapter?? Two tweets take up more than half the chapter! Ever heard of a thing called pacing? *Ding!*
Chapter 13
Me: don't kill yourself.
Her: .
Her: I'm sorry.
Me: don't.
Me: J?!
Me: please don't.
Me: baby don't do this.
Me: I love you.
Me: you have so much to live for.
Me: if you do it, I do it.
Me: please.
Me: don't.
Her: I'm sorry.
I'd hate to say that Jessica's acting suicidal to get attention, but here that is exactly what she's doing. *Ding!*
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