Lauren/You One shots

What's The Sitch?

A/N: the gif 👀🕵 omfggdh bitfh ! I almost died that ass is a blessing! Lordt

Your Pov

I gasped in horror when our dog had waddled into the room I share with my girlfriend of two years. I immediately ran to pick him and he tried to lick at my face, completely oblivious to the fact that Lauren had decided she hated our wiener dog and dressed him up as a minion for Halloween. A fucking minion. Those things have become a plague to this world. They are everywhere and I will be damned if I allow my dog to suffer through this.

"Lauren, what the hell is this?!" I yelled and a few moments later Lauren walked into our room like she hadn't tried to corrupt our dog. I had almost dropped our dog because, holy shit, Lauren was looking so fine in her costume. She decided to dress up as Shego from Kim Possible. Which is literally the cartoon version of herself. The skintight costume had made me want to forget our plans for tonight and just stay in to have sex until we passed out from exhaustion. I actually had to stop myself from whimpering as my eyes continued to roam all over her face and body.

"Y/N!" She waved her hand in front of my face and I snapped out of my daze.

"huh?"

"I asked you what was wrong?"

"Oh right! What did you do to our poor dog?!" I hugged dash close to my chest and scratched behind his ear. "Look at him! He's miserable!" We both glanced at him and he was just there with his tongue sticking out the side of his mouth.

"I think it's cute." She shrugged and walked over to us, cooing softly at dash while scratching under his chin."And he loves being a being a minion. Isn't that right baby? You love it so much don't you? Yes you do." She cooed some more and gave him an Eskimo kiss. He barked happily and tried to wiggle out of my hold.

I made a disgusted face at the costume as he waddled over to his bed and started chewing one of his toys. "You do know by buying that costume you're giving into corporate america!" I told her and continued putting the finishing touches of my makeup. "Isn't your hippie ass trying to reconstruct society?"

Lauren rolled her eyes and smacked me on the back of my head. "Stop being an ass. He's wearing it whether you like it or not."

"It doesn't even correlate with our costumes!" While Lauren decided to be Shego I decided I wanted to be Kim Possible for many reasons. The main one being she was a total bad ass just like me. "He should've been Rufus," I pointed out.

Lauren checked herself out and then locked eyes with me through the mirror, "I don't care I love minions now shush."

I was about to protest some more when the doorbell rang and Lauren quickly moved to answer it. I shook my head and checked myself out in the mirror and smirked. I looked hot as hell. I did a few action poses because why not? A minute later I heard Lauren calling my name and I stood still. I had given her specific instructions on how to call me into a room otherwise I wasn't going to listen. If I was going to be Kim Possible then I was going to do it right.

"Y/N!" I heard my girlfriend call for me again.

"You know what to do, Lauren!" I yelled back.

"Ugh, I'm not doing that just get your ass in here! The girls are here!" I took a seat on our bed and put on my gloves. I wasn't gonna move until she followed my instructions. I faintly hear her let out a groan of frustration and I smirked to myself. Moments later I hear my phone go off and the Kim Possible ringtone started to play. Can you believe they had it on iTunes? Fucking awesome.

I sprang to my feet and ran into our living room seeing Lauren and the girls sitting on the couch. "What's the sitch?" I asked seriously with my phone clutched in my hand. The girls, minus Lauren, laughed and I smiled in victory.

"You're the most annoying person ever I don't even know why I'm dating you," Lauren deadpanned and got up only to shove my shoulder.

"Shut up you love me," I stuck my tongue out at her before stealing a quick peck on the lips. She rolled her eyes but smiled anyway.

"I thought you guys were doing like a couples costume?" Normani spoke up, "Weren't Shego and Kim like enemies? Why didn't you just dress as Drakken, Y/N?"

"Are you kidding me? Shego and Kim were totally hot for each other!" I pulled Lauren into my side and put my hand on her ass that looked bigger in this costume. I couldn't help myself so I roughly squeezed her ass and she let out a moan.

"Y/N!" Lauren squeaked and slapped me on my shoulder, her face flushed in embarrassment.

"Sorry baby you just look so hot I couldn't help myself." I groaned and dove in for a kiss, not caring if I smear her black lipstick.

"Okay! Let's go before you two nasties end up fucking each other," Dinah said loudly and pulled me away from Lauren. I whined in protest and squirmed out of Dinah's hold on me.

I quickly ran back to Lauren and hooked my arm around her neck, giving her a big wet kiss on her cheek. "So fucking annoying," She whined and wiped her cheek.

"You know you love me grumpy pants," I grinned at her.

"Unfortunately," She teased but wrapped her left arm around my waste and gave me a chaste kiss.

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Twenty minutes later we had arrived at the party and the music was so loud the ground was shaking. As soon as we walked in the scent of alcohol and marijuana invaded our nostrils. We all headed towards the kitchen and grabbed some drinks for ourselves. Ally and Camila had soon wondered off to find their boyfriends leaving Normani, Dinah, Lauren, and me in the kitchen.

"Well Mani and I are gonna go dominate the beer pong game out there so we'll see you chicks later! Be safe and keep your phones on!" Dinah informed us and grabbed a hold of Normani's hand.

"Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me!" I sang before being pulled off to the dance floor by my very sexy girlfriend, Shego.

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I know I'm like forty minutes late but whatever! I wanted to put this up cause I'm on my way to a Halloween party and there's hella traffic smh! Anyways I hope you liked this! Have a great night and stay safe! And if you went trick-or-treating then check the candy and eat responsibly so you don't get sick.
Happy late Halloween 🤑👻