Mother Nature is Such a Bitch

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A/N: Lauren is so cute I cry. wtf I hate her. Anyway this was inspired by @JaureguiObsessed check her stuff out!

It was a slow day at work today and you were bored out of your mind. It was rare that this happened because Smalls' bakery was just the place to be if you wanted the best coffee, tea, milkshakes, and baked goods. Seriously, where was everybody? Did they just all disappear? Oh well, it was their loss and that meant less work for you. Maybe Ally will let you take some of her amazing cupcakes home. Those things were like biting into a piece of heaven.

Maybe you could sneak one right now? Nah, it's probably not a good idea. Ally may be short but she packs a mean punch. You subconsciously rub your arm in memory of the last time she caught you eating one of her cupcakes during work hours.

You were in the middle of building something made out of cups when your phone started vibrating insistently, causing you to accidentally knock down all the cups. "Oh shit," You muttered and quickly picked up all the cups. Nobody saw that the cups had been on the floor and besides it was under the ten second rule so you're good. You took out your phone to see why the hell you suddenly became so popular. You smiled brightly when you saw the name displayed on the screen.

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] Y/N

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] Babe

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] Babyyy

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] I s2g if you don't answer me in the next 5 seconds...

[You] Yes, Lauren?

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] Finally! What the hell were you doing that's more important than me?!

[You] I'm at work. I told you I worked today but it's super slow. 😒

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] Well can you take a break?

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] I need you to do something for me

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] Please baby

You stood up straight and looked around as you read the last message. As of late whenever Lauren texted anything like that it meant she was feeling particularly... frisky. You smirked to yourself and told your coworker to watch the register. You walked into the empty employees lounge with your eyes glued to the screen.

[You] Oh really? What do you need me to do? You know I'd do anything for you my little sex jaguar 😏

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] Not like that you perv

[You] oh

[You] Well in that case... Sorry I can't we're super busy here it's crazy.

You decided to tease her a little because why not? Of course you'd still do whatever she wanted even if it didn't involve anything sexual. You cared for Lauren and you were willing to do anything to see her smile. God, when she smiled she looked like a freaking angel and- Wow, you were so whipped. Whatever you had a goddess of a girlfriend; anybody would be whipped over Lauren Jauregui.

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] Y/N Y/LN

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] Is that all you want me for is sex?!

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] Well you know what? FUCK YOU!

[Lauren Jauregay 😍👭] Suddenly I've become abstinent.

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