Is none
If I was Dan Howell this would probably be Included in
Reasons why Dans a fail! (Yay)
Because I finally mastered the technique of not giving a shit at all like at all
So I was asleep at like 10:30 am (don't judge me) and a fÜcking earthquake woke me up
And I was like "Eh ok" AND I WENTZ BACK TO SLEEP
(sidenote: ^ my autocorrect is Pete Wentz af, I'm leaving it that way ok)
So my mum rushes in lIke "OH MY GOD YOU OKAY¿" and I'm just there lying in bed like "wat" and then it hit me and because I'm a typical white girl I ran to tell the groupchat and everyone's saying "iT WAS SooO sCARY" and then there's me "super spooky yeah heh "
(You guys don't do that shit because you could get hurt ok hide under a doorway or a table during an earthquake)
So yeah I'm pretty dumb yOU CAN CONTINUE WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING NOW
