Bands Jokes and Randomness

RANT

Ok so my friend told me to look up Emperors New Clothes by Panic At The Disco. Now I heard about the song and how it's supposed to be a sequel to This Is Gospel. So I decided to make the worse decision ever and click on the music video. Ever since the first time I watched it I can't stop watching it and singing it the motherfucking song is stuck in my fucking head. In the beginning it reminds me of a part of Emperors New Groove.

"Pull the lever Kronk"

"WRONG LEVER!!"

Anyways so I sitting here watching this music video and he gets dropped into hell and everything and the song starts.  At first he is like 'oh shit I'm in hell' and as the song went on with all the bones popping he turns into Satan.

Satan.

Brandon Urie turns in Satan.

And that's when I lost my shit. I started screaming and freaking out and let me tell you, it was not healthy. After finally calming down which took like four hours I watched it again and still I freaked when he turns into Satan.

Fuck if Brandon invited me to hell I would go I mean why not it's Brandon and Brandon is hot.

Then after I watched the music video a couple times I saw this video of him dancing and I was laughing my ass off. He was part Satan which made it even funnier. So I am like "Satan or not he is still a dork" then I watched another behind the scenes video and he is getting his horns on his forehead and he is like "I'm getting a little horny right now" and then he is like "I had to say it, I had to fucking say it" and I'm like 'is this boy trying to kill us' then I thought back to the music video and when he is stripping when turning into Satan and I'm like 'yes he is'

I blame you Brandon Urie a.k.a SATAN!!

So anyway that is my rant and if you haven't seen Emperors new clothes the music video or behind the scenes go check it out you won't be sorry and odds are you'll end up like me.