Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

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1) I would like to try being as lost as Alice and as Mad as the Hatter for once.

2) Rabbit holes. Nice. I doubt I could fit in though.

3) Wonderland's idea of a tea party is just marvelous

4) The Queen of Hearts reminds me of my Mother. Always seems to be on her period.

5) I find Lewis Carroll (the author) kind of pedophile-ish. I dunno why it just occurred to me while reading.

6) I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE MAD HATTER KILLED TIME.

7) I wanna try speaking riddlish for once.

8) Guess what? I'm an unbirthday person now. Yey! Let's celebrate for 364 days!

9) How come the Gryphon and the Mock Turtle are so unpopular? They definitely deserve more attention.

10) Curious and curiouser indeed, Alice.

11) What's up with Alice's cat Dinah?

12) WHY DID THE DUCHESS' KID TURN INTO A PIG? I DON'T GET IT.

Oh well. Wonderland.

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