The Bed Hopper

Chapter 1

I was in the school's parking lot, busy lighting up my cigarrete, when Rantee came. A one of a hella great bad ass too. Well tropa ko.

"Sigarilyo nanaman." Sus parang sya hindi naninigarilyo pwe

"Says by the man who loves to smoke. Tss where's the others?" Totes bored. Ugh

Bwisit kase! Bat ba kelangan pang pumasok? B ullsh it. Mayaman naman kami, kung tutuusin pedeng wag nakong magaral. Si mama at papa lang ang makulit. Iba padin daw pag may diploma. Diploma their ass tss. Palibhasa mga valedectorian simula elementary hanggang college. Oo matalino sila, so we are. Mamaya nako magkukwento tungkol sa buhay ko.

"Mika! I missed you so much" i hugged her, my gawd ngayon lang kami ulit nagkita! She's my childhood friend. Her mom and dad was a very close friend of my parents. But nah, she's not my bestfriend.

"Hey, how yah doin?" Medyo may accent pa sya, kagagaling nya lang sa Brazil. So she stay in Brazil for how many years.

"Oh mamaya na yang kamustahan. We'll gonna miss the exciting part of this school year." Hindi naman halatang excited sya ano? Bastos naguusap pa kami e tss. Harrison we'll always be Harrison.

Like the other scene in the first day of school.. puro tawanan, sigawan, ah basta maingay. Halo halong tao ang makikita mo sa school namin. Mula sa nerd, cheerleaders, varsity players, gangsters, at mga gold diggers. Name it, kung itatanong nyo kung nasan ako don, well ako ang superior. This school is my Aunt's property.

"B itch get out of my way!" Tinulak ko yung nerd. Kasora ang panget kung makalapit sakin nakakaani.

"S-sorry.. p-po" tatanga tanga kase eh tss. As if she can do anything about it.

"What did you just say?" Sabi nung lalaki, kausap yata yung nerd.

"Dapat hindi ka nagsosory dahil unang una hindi ikaw ang may kasalanan. Sya diba? Well everyone saw it. Bat ganyan kayo?" Orily. Another f uck boy tsk tsk

"Look whose trying to be a hero. If I were you I'll run as fast as I can and I will go and get the hella out my ass here. Just go, f uck out of our faces!" Craig, he's my oh so long boyfriend. Sweet of him, hayss buti natitiis nya pa ako. He's the team captain of the soccer.

"You know what, just leave nerdy boy" i said and roll my eyes on him. Pogi pa naman isa pamanding tatanga tanga nakooo nako

Ganyan talaga kaming magkakatropa, everyone knows us nanaman eh. Lahat kami superior sa school na 'to. Kami ang pinakamataas, walang binatbat yang mga teacher na yan samin. Tss binabayaran lang namin sila no. Totoo naman diba? Mga estudyante ang nagpapasweldo sa kanila. Tapos kagagalita tayo? Parang gago lang

Highschool palang magkakasama na kami nila Julia, Miranda, Rantee, Yvs, Elijah, Darryl, Troi, Joss, Craig, Anne, Tiffany, Sheila, at Aeisler na mambully. Si Mika hindi kasama kase umalis sya ulit sa Pinas. Oo pabalik-balik sila. Medyo magulo kase may mga business matters na kelangan attendan sila tito at tita.

"Baby where do you wanna go after class?" Craig asked me

"I don't know. Tara sa tambayan? Pool tayo. Pustahan." Yup, may tambayan kami. Its like a house, puro video games, x box, gadgets, basta lahat ng luho namin andun. Ref na puro foods, at beer. Mawawala banaman yun? Hahahaha! No.

"Craig may drag race tayo mamaya. Next time nyo nalang ituloy yang quality time nyo." Talaga naman Darryl! Panira to, miss na miss ko na si Craig e. Ano ba yan "Ay oo nga pala baby. Next time nalang."

"Manood nalang kayo dun Astrid, para naman mas ganahan si Craig! HAHAHAHA" Rantee said na parang baliw

"Whatever, mag shoshopping kaming mga babae." Again? Oh my nakakauta na ah. Kagapon lang nag shopping kami e.

Our class went normal, until..

"Why are you late?!" Sigaw ni Ms. Viado sa pumasok

Ganyan talaga yan. Terror tss, palibhasa wala pang asawa e. Mga 26 na siguro sya, may katabaan pero tama lang. May itsura, kaso jejemon at pacute nako laughtrip talaga nung inistalk namin yung fb account nya! Grabe!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I'm really sorry Ms. it was my first time here so nagkaligaw-ligaw pa po ako. I'm trully sorry" whaaaaa? Sobrang polite ah bongga. Turn on charaught my boyfriend nako 'no! Hahaaha idnal

"Oh sorry too.-- oopppsss! Did I tell you to take your seat?" Papaupo na kase sya sa bakanteng upuan. Ayaaan! Excited kase pwe "Introduce yourself first Mr.--?"

"Evans, Alec Evans." Uhhmm papable ang boses at name. Mr. Suave? Hmmmnnn

"Is that all? You want to tell something about you?" Umiling sya. "Then go pick your seat."

Gwapo sya, may dimples, maputi at smiling face, mukhang good boy. Tipong tutok lang lagi sa pagaaral. Yung laging tambay sa library at laboratories? Yun. Yun na yun sya. Maayos ang buhok na halatang halatang gumamit ng gel. Haahahahaha seriously? Gel? Hindi ba uso sa kanya ang wax? Pati yung pananamit nya! Hahahaha parang kengkoy pero cute tsaka--

"Ms. Krieger if you like to stare at Mr. Evans the whole class. Feel free to go out of my class." Nagulat ako kay Ms. Viado

"GET OUT!" I roll my eyes on her at nag fake smile at nag bow sa harap nya na parang prinsesa. HA inis na inis tuloy

"Its my honor Ms. Jeje!" Sabay takbo.

Bwisit kase mukhang maitutwo-time ko pa si Craig. Lol well alam naman nilang matinik ako sa guys sooooooo..

"Gottcha!" Hinablot niya ako sa bewang. "Cutting tayo princess?" at nagpahila nalang ako sa kanya.

"Dala mo ba yung corvette mo?" Tanong ko

"Always naman hahaha! Where do you want to eat?" Kitams. Swerte ko talagaaaaa na kay Craig na ang lahat ♬ lol

"I want some jco donuts. Pleaaaaseeee plus the scent of coffee in there yiiiieeee" he likes coffee. And gladly we're soulmates we're almost the same. Basag ulo nga lang talaga sya.

May kapatid din si Craig, he's from Samonte group. Mas favorite ng papa nya ang kuya John nya. No wonder rebelde sya katulad ko. Pero ako syempre nagiintindi pa ko sa school works ko pero sya.. definitely not. Puro alak, sigarilyo, sugal at drag race lang umiikot ang mundo nya. Pero mama's boy sya. Sobrang close namin ng mama nya, magaling magluto e hahaha kaya naman namana ni Craig yun. Kaya culinary sya ngayon. At ako naman naka engineering ako. Ewan ko ba kahit mahirap eto pinili ko. Pero okay lang kaya pa naman ng utak ko e. Hahahahaha

*ten ten tenenenten tenenenten*

Hindi ko nakita yung caller, tinigil ni Craig yung car at nag excuse sakin. Lalabas

Ano ba yun pede namang sa kotse nya na lang kausapin e. Mag be-behave ako swear