My Dares

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Me: MWA-HAHA-HA!!!!!!

Eggman, Lauren & Mephlies: You call that evil laughter.

Me: I'm doing my best okay. Anyways we have a question from Lapi5_Lazuli.

Dipper: I'll read it. *clears throat* Dipper, have you ever met Doctor Whooves? Actually I have. He helped me tracked down Mabel and Pinkie Pie.

Me: Okay, now that all the normal stuff is out of the way... *takes out list* time for some revenge for forgetting my birthday. *takes out small napkin* Only THREE people are spared. Rigan, Scratch, and Mephlis.

Everyone except for Mephlis: WAIT! MEPHLIS IS SPARED!

Me: Hay, he makes mean homemade popsickers. Plus he got me Super Mario Maker! Anyways, here we go, I dare Sliver to eat 250,000 candy canes, Shadow to go through Lauren's house of fear mostly to complete an old dare from Mar, Sonic to go swimming, Blaze to eat cat food only for the rest of the week, Amy to stay away from Sonic for the day, Eggman to be Santa Claus and be good and jolly until after Christmas, Lauren to co-host with me in all the updates I'm going to be doing, Team Chaoticex to give Charmy some HDHD medicine, Cream, Cheese, and Vanilla to make a super big birthday cake, Knuckles to sing White Christmas, and everyone else to announce this. *hands over note*

Knuckles: Okay.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where tree tops glisten and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and briiight
And may all your Christmases be whiiite

May your days be merry and briiight
And may all your Christmases be whiiite

Sonic: Great job Knux! *jumps in swimming pool* *floats up in a ice block*

Silver: *starts eating candy canes*

Espio and Victor:*chasing Charmy with a pill* COME ON CHARMY!

Charmy: NEVER!

Eggman:*in Santa Claus suit* HO HO HO HO! Take your pill little or you might end up on my naughty list.

Charmy: *eyes widened* *stops flying and opens mouth wide*

Victor: *gives Charmy the pill*

Silver: *belly starts getting bigger*

Shadow: *goes in tent then comes out unphased*

Stan: HAHAHA! Hey guys, look at what I found on YouTube!

Everyone except for Sonic and Shadow: *laughing at video of Shadow doing the chicken dance*

Shadow: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Amy: My poor Sonic. I want to help him but I can't.

Sonic: ......

Silver: *still is eating candy canes* *belly gets bigger*

Blaze: *eats some cat food* This is actually pretty good*

Everyone else: Grimra from the book Sonic the Ghost is joining this book!

Vanilla: The cake is ready.

Big: *bringing in the cake*

Everyone but me and Sonic:
Happy late birthday to you
Happy late birthday to you
Happy late birthday dear Link
Happy late birthday to you

Me: *closes eyes and blows out candles*

Everyone but me and Sonic: YAY!

Grimra: *comes in* Did I miss anything?! *sees Sonic* I got this.

Cream: Do you want some cake Miss. Grimra.

Grimra: No thanks. It will just go right through me... literally. *goes through ice block and takes Sonic out*

Sonic: S-s-so c-c-cold. *see cake* C-can I h-have s-s-some?

Grimra: Seriously! No hi or thank you!

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