Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
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Yo mamas so ugly she's the reason why Sonic the Hedgehog runs
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo mama so ugly well look at you
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