Boy-"I wasn't that drunk.."
Friend-"Dude you were in my pool trying to find nemo!"
"you asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You were arguing with yourself, over the phone n got upset wen you hung up"
"you were in my cupboard yelling, "where is narnia?"
"you were throwing rocks at my cat screaming "GO PIKACHU!"
"you hugged a man with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE BACK!"
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"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you spent two hours trying to drown my goldfish."
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"I wasn't that drunk." “Dude, you were telling ‘yo mama’ jokes to ORPHANS!”
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"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you covered yourself in glitter and screamed, 'I’m Edward Cullen!'"
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DUDE I WASN'T THAT DRUNK.
MAN YOU GRABBED YOUR TWIN BROTHER BY HIS COLLAR AND YELLED "YOU ARE UGLY SON OF A B*TCH"
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