The Evil Gummy Bears

So this was definitely some story that I wrote as a joke in science because I didn't feel like doing my class work, and I showed it to my friends and they were like "Wow this is special."  Now you can read the specialness...enjoy.

It was a dark and stormy night in the ice cream shop.  The mint chocolate chip had just ran out and the poor, pimpled high school worker went to go get some more.  All of a sudden, the jelly beans exploded and he screamed.  Then the chocolate syrup began to run onto the floor.  It burned off his shoes and then it burnt him and he died.  He never got the mint chocolate chip ice cream.  The evil giant gummy bears laughed cause they were evil and they reigned over stuff.

In a little village on the eastern border of Russia, there lived a little blueberry muffin.  He went out one day to visit his grandma muffin in Sweden.  She was a chocolate chip muffin and loved to eat prunes.  On his way through Lithuania, he was kidnapped by a fiesty duck.  The duck took him to his clam cave in the ocean.  The muffin was very afraid and his blueberries were shaking very much.  He wanted to go home.  So the duck put him on his back and walked into a store.  Then he threw the muffin into the oven.  He burned to death.  The evil giant gummy bears shook hands with the duck and then ate him.

The waxing gibbous moon had just rose into the sky when the little green narwhal swam to the top of the pond.  It was his own secret pond since all of the other narwhals made fun of his color.  A big boom happened and the green dye exploded at the bottom of the pond making all of the other narwhals green, just like him.  He swam down to laugh at all of his friends, but in the haze, his horn hit a second bomb and he exploded.  The now green, giant evil gummy bears floated to the surface and chuckled at the waxing gibbous.

In the dark abyss of the candy cane forest, Ban the watermelon was rolling along.  He had just reported to the head watermelon in the northern section of Iceland.  There was a shiny ring on the ground and he picked it up.  It expanded to his size and then enveloped him and cut him in half.  His inside started spilling out of him and his black seed had a mini explosion.  The evil giant green gummy bears came over and drank Ban's innards.

In the eastern part of the forest lived an old owl.  He was very smart and had a friend that was a bear, a piglet, a tiger, and a rabbit.  The giant evil green gummy bears came and started to burn his books.  He was very scarred so he flew away and ate some of the evil gummy worms that were going towards the rabbits house.  The giant evil gummy bears got stung by the bees that were flying around their hive and they ran away.  To be continued.

If you actually think I should continue it you should tell me and I'll see what I can do.