Phan Oneshots

Flour and Pumpkin Spice

A/N: This is based on the Halloween baking video that came out ages ago. (Funny story, I've actually been trying to finish this since that video came out, but I was never happy with it enough to post it.) There is literally so much Phan domesticity and cuteness in this video that I nearly died... not to mention the fact Dan basically said that they would be watching *cough* porn later. A lot of this will be what my imagination thinks might happen in between each jump cut and whatnot. Anyways, enjoy!
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Phil walked into the camera's shot, looking slightly pouty.

"Hi! I'm actually quite offended," he said, glancing at Dan.

"Why, because I said you were clumsy?"

"No."

"Because... I said you have pale skin?" Dan asked, looking confused. Phil shook his head. "No."

"Because you're- why?"

"You called me a minion!" Phil exclaimed. Dan's eyes widened in mock mortification.

"Oh my god- oh my god Phil I'm so sorry!" He continued. Phil just rolled his eyes. Well, mentally.

"I didn't mean it like that!" Dan's eyes were full of sarcasm and mischief, and Phil couldn't decide whether to hug his boyfriend or flick him on the forehead.

"Oh, of course you didn't Dan. You meant it differently," Phil smirked, and, before Dan could reply, continued with the video. "Friendship over!" He joked.

Dan recovered and they continued filming. The first bit of the video seemed tone going well, and although they were kind of crossing the line they set for innuendoes and what could be used as "phan proof," they were having too much fun to really care.

Dan was listing the items needed for this recipe when the whisk was brought up. Mentally preparing himself, Phil watched as Dan cringed when he lifted it up.

"Ahhhhhhh, it will never be unseen!!" he groaned.

"I haven't seen it, so I'm fine," Phil laughed. Dan snapped, turning to the camera. "Our evening plans are sorted." Phil just looked horrified and moved on with the video.

Eventually, it was time to get out the flour. Both boys new it was going to be a mess, but it ended up being a complete disaster.

"It's a sprinkling, not an avalanche!" Phil exclaimed, trying not to laugh as Dan looked panicked.

The two tried putting it back into the bin, scooping it off the countertop.

"You're missing the hole," Dan joked.
"That's what she said!" he continued, looking amused.

Phil looked at his boyfriend, smirking and narrowing his eyes.

"Oh, that's what she said, is it?" he said.

Dan spluttered, his face turning red.
"What the- Phil, seriously?"

"Well, I mean, you're one to talk, considering you have a boyfriend..." he trailed off, muttering something resembling the words 'and you're a bottom' teasingly.

"What was that? I'm a bottom?" Dan exclaimed, raising one eyebrow. Phil looked at him. His face turned slightly pink.

"Well, yeah, I mean I would know..." he thought for a moment, "Even the fans all agree that you're totally one, seriously it's-"

And that was when the flour hit Phil. Dan giggles slightly, trying to look innocent. Phil scooped some flour from the mound still on the counter, and tossed it at Dan, hitting his thigh with the powdery ingredient.

They continued to toss flour about, almost always missing completely. They stopped after a minute, not wanting to have to clean up too much flour from their floor. Phil walked over to the floured countertop, pushing the rest of the flour around to even it out. Finally, they could continue the video. They already had enough editing to do; the last ten minutes would definitely have to be cut. He sighed to himself, turning around to see Dan, only inches away.

"Dan? What are you doing, we need to keep going with the video...?" Phil said, his voice going quiet as Dan stepped closer, his nose hitting Phil's. The look in his eyes made Phil swallow nervously, his heart beating faster.

Dan connected his lips to Phil's, making him squeak quietly. He put his arms around him, pulling the older man close. Phil copied him, still smirking about their previous conversation. Yeah, Dan was going to make sure that wouldn't last.

He moved his hands down, past Phil's waist, and around his ass. He backed him up into the counter. With a small exclamation from Phil, Dan lifted him onto the countertop. He trailed kissed down his jawline and bit just under it. He sucked on Phil's earlobe, eliciting a small noise from the man.

"What were you saying about you being the dominant one?" Dan mumbled, feeling Phil shiver at the feel of his breath. He bit it gently, the sucked his way down Phil's neck and left a trail of marks all the way to his collarbones. Phil just moaned in response.

"Because I can stop, if you want. After all, you were the one saying I'm a bottom, remember?"

Phil looked down at the brunet. "Dan," He whined, "Are you really going to start all this now?"

He backed away, brushing flour off of his jeans. "Yeah, Philip, I am."

Phil thought for a moment, then hopped down from the counter, brushing past Dan slowly. "Then you're just going to have to finish what you started once we finish filming, Daniel."

"You act like that's a problem."

"Let me assure you, it isn't a problem in the slightest," Phil teased. Dan just rolls his eyes.

"Yeah, that's what I thought, too."

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I got the idea of the flour on Phil's jeans coming from Dan lifting him into the counter from a random commenter on YouTube, and liked it a lot. So, random person, if you read this then thank you for the lovely idea. Also, any requests would be (as always) greatly appreciated. Thank you!!