I woke up to the sound of a dog giving labor. Stupid bitch.
I walked over to my doge and threw it out of the window.
It said: "noooooooooooioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooiioooooooooooooooiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooooohomo howell!!!!!!111!"
And then it hit the pavement and blood went everywhere. Lol
I went downstairs and found filip on the table with no clothes and one of zoella's guinea pigs. I couldn't tell if it was pussy or booti b poppin. Those bitches look the exact same.
"Lol Stan I borrowed Zoe and elfies pig dog. I need help getting it in my ass tho."
"Kk where's the lube??"
"We're out. Use that dish soap with the baby duck on it instead."
"Sure thing smol bean!!"
I but the soap all over Patricia and then forcefully shoved it inside Phil's tiny anus.
"Is that all?"
"Yeah, for now. I'll call you when I need it out."
"Okkkkkkkkkk.0 bye"
I jumped out my window and landed on doge's soft mushy organs.
I walked to the couch store and when I got there I saw a penny on the ground. I bend over to pick it up and my pants ripped. Not just in the ass but all the way to the front. My big ass c0ck was hangin out now. I knew I should've worn my codpiece.
A little girl walked up to me and pointed to my weener.
"L0l what's that???"
"It's like a tree branch but for your balls."
"Oh."
"What's your name kid?"
"Butter"
"Y?"
"Cuz I melt whenever I'm around u bitch."
"Cool."
"Cool."
Butter's PoV:
Small balls but a big ass dick tho
