Texting Calum Hood

Cuddle Weather

You:

It's fucking raining.

C:

Ok?

You:

ITS NOVEMBER, CALUM. ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO RAIN.

C:

At least it's not 95°F

You:

Okay you got me on that one but sTILL

C:

Crazy girl <3

You:

Eh I think I'm just grumpy cos it's cuddle weather

C:

Aw babe. I miss you. And your cuddles

You:

I really think this weather is trying to hint that you need to come home.

C:

I'm sorry baby... I'll be home in December! That's even better cuddle weather

You:

True but there's thunder and lightning now and I'm all alone and scared wrapped up in 3 blankets watching Tangled

C:

Sounds amazing

You:

NOT THE ALONE AND SCARED PART BUTTHOLE

C:

I'm kidding haha, I wish I was there to protect you from the big bad storm

You:

Ditto </3

C:

Soon, baby. Soon

You:

Does that actually mean soon or like 5sos soon

C:

Ha-ha you're sooo funny

You:

That's why you love me ;)

C:

Can't argue with that

You:

Wellll I'm really sleepy and lacking cuddles so I'm gunna go to bed, I love you Calum and I can't wait for you to come home. Goodnight my prince <3

C:
Ok, I love you too Y/N. Goodnight princess <3