Texting Calum Hood

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You:

Blegh

C:

What's wrong?

You:

I'm at this party and I don't want to be here but I can't leave.

C:

Why not?

You:

Because everyone here is like no don't go you just go here.

C:

I'll come pick you up you can use me as an excuse

You:

Lol I wish

C:

No really, I'll pick you up in like 30 minutes

You:

Cal you can't get to Sydney from Paris in 30 minutes.

C:

No, but I'll come get you as soon as I get out of security and a mob of people at the airport

You:

... Calum don't joke about that

C:

:) I'm home, love