The Signs in an Online Fight

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Aries is screaming "Hulk Smash" while Taurus is saying that this fight is f'ing dumb and that they're f'ing dumb then randomly adding peace out at the end.
Gemini types out paragraphs of arguments, doesn't check for any typos, hits send, and regrets their entire life.
Cancer is trying to stop the fight by typing "I'm so sorry I hate fighting, let's be friends!"
Leo claims to be honest they can't see the haters so it doesn't matter.
Virgo is having the whole I'm right you're wrong conversation, and of course the 'Don't touch me' line is involved.
Libra gets their friends to back them up while Scorpio tracks down your IP address and is outside of your house with a chainsaw.
Sagittarius has no idea what they were fighting about in the first place and Capricorn is saying "Ding dong you're wrong" with Aquarius who is saying "You can't even form a coherent argument, you are the reason for natural f^cking selection!" and at that moment, Pisces deactivates.

This is not meant to offend anyone. ;3

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