Zodiac Scenarios

The Signs in the Morning

Aries runs around frantically eating whatever they see. Then they finally get out their door and realize that they forgot their phone.
Taurus get's up, looks in the mirror, says fuck it, and walks stylishly out the door.
Gemini gets up super early and checks their phone, shamelessly getting caught up in Instagram and Holly Wood gossip only to realize that they have 3 minutes until they're late.
Leo gets up 30 minutes late and decides to curl their hair and do their makeup, trying to make themselves look hot not caring that they're going to be super late.
Libra sleeps in for an hour and miss their ride, they reluctantly drag themselves out of bed trying to convince themselves that walking is a good exercise.
Cancer gets up and decides to pick out a reasonable outfit, after they're done, not only have they not chosen one but their entire closet is destroyed and they now have 5 minutes to catch the bus.
Scorpio thinks for a while before siding that they should just not go and covers their face with the blankets.
Sagittarius has one spoken for them . . . coffee.
Capricorn wakes up and slams themselves into the nearest wall, the morning consists of injuring themselves doing anything as they are basically still asleep.
Aquarius snoozes their alarm over and over and wakes up realizing the day is over.
Pisces gets up, blasts music, makes breakfast, texts, scrolls through Instagram, posts a selfie, watches Netflix, then calls in sick.
Virgo is the only one to realize that it's the weekend.

This is not meant to offend anyone :3