Zodiac Scenarios

The Signs Falling Down The Stairs

Capricorn, Taurus, and Aquarius fell down the stairs because they lost their balance landing in the most wrong position while Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius fall down less than a minute after them because they were staring at the position they were in, trying to claim they weren't being perverted as the three of them who had first fell down started yelling at them.
Aries, Gemini, and Leo fell down on the six signs below as they were either skipping, running, or dancing trying to figure out what the commotion was.
Then you have Pisces, Cancer, and Virgo who fell down for no apparent reason.

Have I fallen down the stairs before? Idk....also, if you killers like these, then please tell me because I will not continue if you guys don't like it, also, none of these scenarios belong to me! Goodbye my little killers!!~