Zodiac Scenarios

The Signs at a Wedding

The reception had just started and Scorpio was still being yelled at for yelling out "Don't do it!" during the I Do's.

Taurus was so damn hungry that they had already ate two plates of food.

Aries was already so bored that they decided to take advantage of the open bar, and started their own drinking game.

Meanwhile, Gemini was trying to get into every picture possible.

Virgo was telling everyone that their personal wedding would be much more tasteful.

Sagittarius had developed the hots for one of the waiters and was trying to get their number.

Leo was blabbing on and on into the microphone during what was suppose to be a toast.

Aquarius was too busy wondering if anyone would notice that the gift they gave the newlyweds was an old birthday present.

Pisces was drunk and whining that it wasn't their own wedding.

Capricorn was trying to leave without anyone noticing.

When the bouquet was thrown, Libra and Cancer fought to the death to catch it. Oh boy . . .

This is NOT meant to offend anyone. :•)