Aries: the sharpest lives
Taurus: headfirst for halos
Gemini: bulletproof heart
Cancer: honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us
Leo: party poison
Virgo: I never told you what I do for a living
Libra: to the end
Scorpio: give em hell kid
Sagittarius: vampire money
Capricorn: kill all your friends
Aquarius: planetary (GO!)
Pisces: thank you for the venom
