The Cannibal House

12. Dandy

Dandy put her on the metallic table in the back of Road House, in the kitchen. The blindfold had made a good gag, so she lay there on the table, blood running onto the ground from her chopped off arm. Dandy put his big finger in the stuff and licked it. It tasted so good already. But he had work to do. Daddy would want him to work fast and hard so they could get the other two and then clean up for supper. Tonight was the feast, they had lots of company coming for—

Dandy realized daddy wasn't in the kitchen. Daddy always cooked. Dandy cocked his head to the side and then smacked the woman across the cheek, knocking her out. And then he went to the door that led down to go find daddy.

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The hallway was small and led to a rusty old ladder. Lee heard a door shut upwards and looked up and saw the biggest ass ever.

Dandy.

Lee turned and went back down the hall, into the circular room, and then went into the room they had held Angie in, and waited. He heard the awkward thump-fumps of Dandy's walking as he went into Lee's room, he heard Dandy scream and begin to cry. "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! NO!" Dandy came into Angie's room suddenly, Lee raised the machete and brought it down into Dandy's right arm as he turned. Dandy screamed and pushed outward – a machete stuck in his arm. He pulled it out and threw it to the side and stood over Lee. Lee was horrified at what he saw. Dandy was a big, burly man-child.

His build was strong much like Lee. But unlike Lee, Dandy had long hair, lip-stick, and two discolored eyes. Like David Bowie or something. Dandy also had one big ear and one small ear. Lee saw rough stitches around these ears and realized that if he had investigated the other rooms, he would have found another man and woman, both with their ears missing. Dandy also had odd teeth. His left hand had women fingers, his right had regular man fingers—but they probably weren't Dandy's own. Dandy screamed out the word "daddy" with the voice of a deaf man.

Lee shot his right foot into Dandy's   left from an angle and there was a crunch noise. Dandy dipped over to the right and screamed out and fell on his ass hard and clutched his knee, holding at his side. His ribs screaming at him.

Lee got up and closed the door and put the keys in his right, working hand, but Dandy banged on the door from the inside and Lee turned and ran — forgetting to lock it all the way.