Bad Romance [billdip]

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DIPPER'S POV | Written Nov 6, 2015 
The amount of makeup work that my teachers had decided to hand to me today was all the more of a reason to drop out of high school, move far, far, away from this town, and curl up into a ball and totally give up on life.
Unfortunately, that is just not who I am. I'd love to be a writer in the future, but I'll probably end up being one of those starving artists. Y'know, the people who create great artwork but don't get anything for their art.
Bill was at school today, and today was the first day that I hated the fact that I had nearly every class with him. It used to be useful, because I could just copy his homework answers -- of course paraphrasing as I went along -- as he always did it, and he usually knew the answers to whatever work we had in class so I would pair up with him and we'd usually be one of the first done. His 'all-knowing' power makes sense now. He's a dream demon, and dream demons have been around for God knows how long. I wonder how many times he's gone through school.
It's like that stupid Twilight book, except there's no shiny vampires and some dude named Edward Cullen -- who by the way, isn't all he seems to be. Literally nobody cares that you shine glitter in the sun, dude.
"Don't compare me to Edward Cullen!" I wince at the loudness of Bill's voice. I turn around, seeing Bill sitting on my bed criss-cross applesauce with his arms crossed. He was pouting.
"Gee sorry," I mumble, shaking my head slowly. "But you have to admit, you kind of are like him. Like, first off, you kissed me."
"I thought you didn't want to talk about that," Bill says smugly.
"Err- I don't!" I say, waving my hand. "The details don't matter."
"Sooooo, if I'm Edward Cullen," he grins, levitating in the air, "then that means you're Bella Swan."
"I am not in love with you, Cipher!" I grimace, my face growing hot.
"You didn't push me away when I kissed you," he points out, standing up rather than floating in the air next to me. "And you didn't push me off of you when I straddled you until you ran away after our kiss."
"What's your point?" I ask, slightly agitated and completely mortified. Sometimes I wonder if he can actually read minds. Mostly because if he could, I'm so screwed.  "Are you trying to say that you like me?"
"Never said I didn't, Pine Tree," Bill laughs, wrapping his arm around my shoulders. "And kid, I can read your mind. I know exactly how you feel about me."
"I don't admit to it," I mumble, crossing my arms and moving my gaze to the floorboard beneath me.
"Oh, Pine Tree," he coos, messing with my brown locks, "I believe you just did."
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I'm so sorry that this is absurdly short, but I'm trying to figure out how I want my filler chapters to plan out. And yes, I have fillers. This is mostly because I don't want my super big eventful chapters to be back-to-back, because then my updates would be waaaayyy less than they already are. Also, I apologise for a late update! I would've gotten it out sooner, but I had three essays to write this week (eeeeek). Anyway, I hope you guys like this one :3 Next update hopefully will be out sooner than usual!

Enjoy, loves! <3