Quotes!

Calvin and Hobbes

If you haven't read the Calvin and Hobbes comics yet, please do! You'll thank me later :)

For those of you who don't know anything about these, a little info. so that you understand: Calvin is a six year old living in America in the 1980s. He has a stuffed tiger named 'Hobbes', his best friend. To the less imaginative, Hobbes is imaginary-just a stuffed tiger Calvin plays with. Broaden your minds people! OK, that's all!

DISCLAIMER -Bill Watterson owns everything related to Calvin and Hobbes that's given below.

Calvin: Trick or treat!

Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be?

Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak. Am I scary, or what? Well that puts things into perspective.

Calvin: It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy...Let's go exploring! Look at the bright side!

Calvin: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations. The education system can be improved.

Calvin's Dad: The world isn't fair, Calvin. 

Calvin: I know, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favour?

Hobbes: The best presents don't come in boxes. :)

Calvin to his dad: Dad, how does soldiers killing each other solve any of the world's problems?

*His dad has a blank expression*

Calvin: I think adults just act like they know what they're doing.    . . . .

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. That's deep.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Calvin: I'm a misunderstood genius.

Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?

Calvin: No one thinks I'm a genius.

Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil beign dedicated to the temptation, corruption and destruction of man?

Calvin: I'm not sure that man needs the help."

"There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!" -Calvin

"I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it." -Calvin

""We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."

"Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure."

Calvin: "Look at all the stars! The universe just goes out forever and forever!"

Hobbes: "It kind of makes you wonder why man considers himself such a big screaming deal.":

Calvin: "That's why we stay inside with our appliances!"

Calvin" "Look I caught a butterfly!"

Hobbes: "If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it.

*Calvin thinks and lets the butterfly go.* Just think about this for a moment.

"Weekends don;t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

*Calvin's dad trying to teach him how to ride a bike*

Dad: "Trust me, OK?"

Calvin: "Trust you? I hardly know you!"

Dad: "I'm your father!"

Calvin: "What, for six years?! When I'm 40, we'll see how things are going!" :D

There are lots more awesome ones, but since they're comics, they're not as good without the drawings. You can find them on the internet too! Hope you enjoyed them!