South Park x Reader

Cartman's emotions have expired

"Yep. He got suspended."

"Bout time!"

"I heard he tried to get into a fight with Kyle and Stan."

"He does that all the time though, what's the point of suspending him?"

Bebe and Wendy were talking a little too loud, a couple tables down.
You kept trying to work though, attempting to block out their loud conversation.
You got an idea.
Headphones.
You got up, and asked if you could go to your locker, and thankfully, you just had to sign out. You didn't really feel like talking at the moment...
For the most part, you're a very polite person on your own, compared to all the other girls in your grade. But once you're with the boys, you can get really witty. (Sorry if this isn't like you, it's just how the story is)
The hallways were quiet, and you were overthinking.
What happened to Cartman? Is he okay? What caused him to start a fight? Are Stan and Kyle okay?
What if Cartman is hurt.?
That thought made you cringe, you knew you had developed a crush, and you hated it. All of the girls knew about it, and made fun of you, and when you would retaliate, they'd threaten to tell him.
Ugh.
You shoved your hands in your pockets and continued to walk down to your locker.
But there was a fork in the road that you didn't notice.
A male, doing the same thing you were doing, and unfortunately he didn't see you either.
You bumped into him, very hard, leaving you on the floor.

"What the fuck..?!" You heard him mumble
Him.
Eric Cartman.
Your heart was going a mile a minute, frightened to see his next reaction.
You studied his face, his eyes filled with regret and anger.
"S-sorry.." You mentally cursed yourself for stuttering.
He definitely noticed you stuttered, and his reaction was ..different
He blushed intensely, and glared at you. As if he was cursing at you for making him blush.
It took him awhile to configure his sentence.
"Y/n, what... A-are you doing here."
"Um.. I go to school here.? Why are you here? I thought you got suspended..?" You said, accidentally getting defensive.
He shot his eyes to the ground, you've never seen him act this way, what was wrong with him?
You slowly got up, and reached for his shoulder so you could have half of his attention.
He let you, which was surprising, cause if any of the other girls tried, they'd get bitch-slapped. Literally. (See what I did there hah)
"Eric."
He looked up. You knew that if you called him by his really name, you'd get his attention.
His eyes locked on yours.
You studied his face, once again. You saw the pain in his eyes.
"What's wrong?"
"You have no idea, do you?"
"No...?"
You raised a brow, and he sighed.
You opened your mouth to speak, and the bell rang.
And you just let out a sigh.
"Meet me at my house after school okay?"
He nodded and walked the other way.
Without another word.

~Time skip and PoV change to- Cartman~

Why was I such a fool around her?
I could've told her.
I wish I did.
I wish I just got it over with. But nOOooO
I just had to stall.
Great, Cartman. Great.
*friend* me.
I'm getting way off task here.
I'm supposed to go to Y/n's house and then I'll tell her.
I can finally get this shit off my chest.
I walked up to her doorstep, and hesitated to knock.
Why am I doing this?
What am I doing?
I rolled my eyes at my own thoughts, and finally knocked.
Faint footsteps were followed, and soon enough, Y/n came to the door to greet me. I kinda just stared at her for awhile, admiring her features.
Her beautiful face, silky h/c hair, and bright e/c eyes. I adore her and I hate myself for it.
I should not be developing these emotions!
Before I could mentally compliment her some more, she broke the silence, and was a bright shade of red.
She's so cute.
"U-um... You can come inside and stare if you want.. It's kinda cold outside.."

"Oh yeah." I let out a small laugh. "Sorry."
She ushered me to go upstairs, I'm guessing, to her room.
Good. So no one will hear us.
Not in the way the readers are thinking of, of course, I just don't want her parents to hear me .... Confess..
Ew.
That's my least favorite thing to do.
I mentally cringed as we walked up the stairs.
She opened the door for me, and I braced myself for what was about to go down..

~PoV switch to third/normal, what ever floats your goats~

You opened the door for him, and sat down on your bed, patting the space in front of you for him to sit.
He looked so nervous, You couldn't help but feel sympathy for him.
He plopped down on the bed, and locked his eyes with yours.
"Y/n."
"Yeah.?"
"I really ...
Hate you!
UGh you make me feel so nervous, and all 'lovey dovey', and it's annoying!
With your frickin' face, hair, eyes, your personality, agH you're just so perfect! My so called 'friends' made fun of me for loving someone like you. They told me I had no chance with you. You're a goddess compared to me, and AGh I hate it! You probably hate me, too! I'm an asshole, and you're such a nice, caring person. "
Tears started dripping from his chin, and he was really red from embarrassment.
You almost cried, yourself.
You smiled, though, and wiped away his mid-dry tears.
"Eric."
"What?!"
"I love you."
You didn't even hesitate to kiss him. He was so tense at first, which made you smile in between the lines of your lips.
He soon melted in with it, forcefully, but passionately.
Has he had practice, or??
He pulled away, looking at you with curious eyes.
"How are you so good at kissing?"
"I would like to ask you the same question."
You let out a laugh, causing him to laugh with you.
"So do you think you would like to be my g-girlfriend..?"
"What's the right answer?" You smirked, and he gave you his greatest bitchface.
He tackled you, causing the both of you to fall on the floor.
He shifted himself, so he was on top, he had both your hands, pinning you to the floor.
"Winning~"
He moved his head closer to yours, and tried to peck you on your cheek.
Nope.
You moved your head slightly, which made him kiss you on the lips, and he quickly pulled away and tried to figure out what just happened.
"Not used to that, are you?" You cooed.
He was as red as his coat, maybe he was trying to be a chameleon, we'll never know.
He sat up; perfect.
You jumped on him, and pinned him down;
"Revenge is such a sweet thing~"

"Not as sweet as you~"

"Aw you're making me blush, how nice~"

You practically pushed your face into his, and after 30 seconds, the clock rang.
9:00 PM.
"Jesus Christ, I gotta get home, or my mom is gonna take away my Twinkie privileges." He said, as you pulled away.
You let him go, and you both stood up, and started walking towards the door.
He opened it for you, and you passed him and at the corner of your eye, you saw his expression change;
"Hey! Are you going to say 'Thank you'?"
"Hm.. Nah."
You giggled, and he rolled his eyes.
You could practically see the anime-like red curves by him.
//doesn't know what they're called//
Finally, you reached your front door, and thus, you had to say goodbye.

"That was unexpected. I thought you were gonna kick me out of your house, or somethin'." He laughed a bit, as well did you.
"I would never do that, Eric."
"Because you lOvEeeE me~~?"
"I kinda have to, don't I?"
"Y-yeah..!"
You giggled, and wrapped your arms around his body. He tensed at your touch at first, but once again melted into it.
Both of you pulled away, and said your goodbyes.
You ran up the stairs back to your room, and jumped onto your bed.
"I knew I made a good choice."
And with that, you fell asleep, finally happy.

Phew! That's done cx Sombody asked for a Cartman x Reader; and many of you said to finish this book, so I decided to start with that xD sorry the writing sucks, I'm a little rusty. It's good to be back though! I hope all you Eric fans enjoyed it cx Again-Please leave Suggestions below! We'll take a vote on which book I should start next, the list is in the last Author's Note.
Thank you for all the reads, as well! I'm very grateful ^.^
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