South Park x Reader

Part 1 Don't ever listen to anything Kenny says.

Clyde x reader <33 (Part 1)

hhh enjoy c:

Meanwhile at lunch..

"Kinny stop looking at porn!" Eric shouts across the table. Clyde, Craig, Butters, Kyle, and Eric at the table, eating lunch and Kenny, reading a playboy and eating his poptart he smuggled from home. "Fuck you, Cartman." He muffled through his parka.

"Did you guys know, that you can tell how old girls are by their boob size?" He added.

"Really?" Clyde asked, curious.

"Yeah, do you want me to teach you at study hall?"

"That'd be awesome Kenny! Thanks!"

{//face palms }

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"Ok, so. For starters, flat means that they're either flat chested or they're in elementary. Small boobs mean they're in middle school. Medium boobs mean that they're in high school, and lastly, big boobs mean they're an adult or they have an obese problem. But with their boobs." {IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE AND HAVE ANXIETY FOR IT IM SO SORRY I DONT MEAN IT TO YOU I JUST THINK THIS IS WHAT KENNY WOULD SAY IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS OR BIG BOOBS THATS OKAY, YOUR BEAUTIFUL THE WAY YOU ARE!! Ok.. Now, back to the story!} "Oh.. Hm... Thanks Kenny!" Clyde got up from the table and scattered off to his next class.

{ok before I go on, this part is going to need some explaing. On that day where Clyde and Kenny we're discussing boob sizes, you were getting shown around the school cause you moved the day before that and now you are all settled in the town and today is your first day so yeah, Btw, you're all in High school <3 and if you're wondering, I DO NOT look at porn, and I do not own South Park or you but I just have a feeling that this would be kind of fitting since Clyde kinda believes what everyone says, and I love that about him but part 2 is almost done!