The boys finally gathered around. Zack, of course, had something he wanted the boys to do.
Zack- guys so I wanna try this.
Adi- if it's anything other than anal, then no.
Spencer- hunter can I have a piece of chicken? You haved 5 pieces already.
Hunter- no. I get it you're a bit fat too but this is mine.
Gino gets everyone back to Zack.
Gino- hey westerners, Zack wants something.
Zack- that's communist.
Gino- what?
Zack- niggers
Gino- ohhh ya fucking africans.
Zack- I found a ouija board in my mom's vagi... I mean basement.
Adi- you want us to do anal with that?
Trey- I'm the pitcher!
The other boys looked at trey in disgust because if there was any chance of being pregnant from an ugly man like himself, they'd kill themselves and the baby in a selfless act to save the world from more people like trey.
Zack- no but I do want to see if we can talk to the other side.
The group then all shared a laugh because they all thought of the new Adele song "hello" which all reminded them of their past.
Zack- you all in?
Everyone nods.
Zack- let's fuck...ing do this. Not each other Ha... Ha... because that's weird.
Zack pulled out the board and arranged the boys for their weight so it was even on both sides. Of course Hunter sat by himself on one side while the other boys and Spencers dog, as well as 3 cows, 5 50 pound weights, and 250 horse dildos.
The we're ready to start the conjuring. At first, they were getting mixed messages. One voice that spoke was a dog. Turned out that treys old dog didn't go to a farm but was shot by treys dad... accidentally of course, because of treys dad's love for guns he nearly lost his pens because of polishing the barrel with it. Then out of the sudden a mysterious voice spoke...
Unknown- I need your help.
The boys in unison- as long as their are no niggers.
Unkown- of course not. But reach into the portal and help us rule our kingdom once more.
The boys chatted for a moment and quickly returned to the voice.
Trey- of course we will help out. How do we come in?
Unknown- well the thing is you must cum in the portal to come into the world.
The boys were worried they couldn't cum. Not because they are around each other but because they already came multiple times withing their meeting together. Each was finally able to cum and they all were sent through the portal and their quest began.
