The boys fell asleep at camp in the woods and awoke to hunters morning sickness. They were sure he was pregnant with that wolf baby.
Hunter- I think I'm gonna keep the baby.
Adi- it's a rape baby... who wants that...
Spencer- I agree with Adi man...
Trey- well it is a baby...
Gino- maybe it will end all wars because democracy always wins!
Gino sang the star spangled banner once again after he said that.
Zack- abortions are cool too... I'm trained.
The other boys were curious about zacks training.
Hunter- what experience do youuuu have ya fucker?
Zack- well I remember it like I was a baby... because I was a baby when I got my first experience... it started when the vacuum tried to suck me out, and the doctor didn't know what hit him because I was due for delivery and I popped out a new born baby and instead of the doctor slapping me, I slapped that mother fucker.
Trey- fucked up dude.
Hunter- well I'm keeping it. And if it turns into a wolf only, then maybe we can have a dog.
The group agreed and allowed it to happen. They decided to leave the Forrest so no one else would be pregnant from some mysterious force. When walking on a trail, they discovered a village. They could see people from afar and rushed towards it to get answers on where they were. The closer they got, they noticed people weren't outside anymore. Everyone had gone into their homes and locked their doors because well as in the world known to the boys, niggers are scary. They then decided to visit the smarter person in the village. They walked around and then saw a mage sign on a door and decided that's the place they wanted to be. They broke into the home, classic niggers, and the mage was willing to let the boys take whatever they wanted, because all niggers want is your things.
Adi- what is your name mage?
Mage- I'm not a mage! Take what you want and go please!
Trey- you! Are a wizard!
Wizard- I'm not a wizard either please just go!
Zack- I get it, you are a bitch.
The boys liked zacks answer and didn't ask the bitch any more classifications of his bitch ass.
Bitch- my name is Logan.
Gino- I had a friend who's name was Logan back at home. He had a huge beard.
Logan- did he look like this?
Instantly Logan grew the majestic beard he heard of from gino.
Logan- did he look like this?
The boys were happy to see it was in fact the Logan they knew at home.
Logan- why are you all niggers?
The boys told Logan the story and Logan removed the nigger disease and the boys were finally happy.
The boys- thanks Logan!
Hunter- can you do one more thing?
Logan- sure boys what can I do for you?
Hunter- well I'm pregnant and it's gonna take forever and I just want it out.
Logan did a spell and in a flash the baby wolf was out of hunter and was loyal to all the boys. The boys could not thank Logan enough and apologized for any inconvenience towards him and took back calling him a bitch. The boys left logans building and into the village when all the sudden, a horrifying scream was heard from the town square. The boys rushed over and soon they knew what they needed to do.
