The boys walked and walked and walked. It only took days before they realized how small this world really is. It didn't take very man my days to walk around. They walked all around the world and ended back at the village where Logan was. He asked the boys if any success was made with the evil. The boys explained how they kept walking in a straight line and ended back here. Logan called them a bunch of dickbags. Logan asked the boys if Zack was still alive and then they showed Logan zacks unconcious body.
Logan- is he ok?
The boys said we hope not. Logan moved off the subject with Zack and pointed in the direction of the evil place... this place had a name... it was... Mt. Evil fuckers... it was so evil. The boys didn't have to walk too far and ended up at the bottom. They climbed up the mountain and it turned out to be a volcano! When they got to the front doors of the palace, the guards looked at the boys.
Guards- who goes there?
Spencer- just a bunch of boys...
Adi- well shit now we're gonna get raped...
Guards- fuck yeah!
They let the boys in, the boys didn't want to fight because they didn't know how much energy they needed for the unknown evil so they let the guards have their way with Zack... Zack from there on out was presumed dead... the boys weren't that worried. As they kept walking they were suprised nobody recognized them. Then they realized because the last time they were there, they were in nigger form. The boys high fived each other for that one because white people don't get pulled over when speeding. They made their way to the gates that read "evil" they figured this is where the showdown would be. They praised Allah so they may have 40 virgins. Zack would surely laugh deviously if he were there, but once more we presume him dead. The boys opened up the door and we're trapped instantly in a cage.
Trey- well fuck I wanna kill myself again.
Gino- no go to America it's cool.
Then the unknown voice spoke
Unknown- you come back and you're white... must have found Logan... THAT FUCKING BITCH... regardless, you're back and I gave you what you wanted... are you not happy? I have given you all your wishes that fixed your insecurities, have I not?
Gino- well I don't think you know how we work... we're given a lot in America because of democracy and no matter what we're given... money, women, fame, mad gaming skills, atheticness... we always need more... nothing is ever enough... but that's OK... we get it I'm sure you as a child unknown weren't given anything as a child and this is your way of making up for it, but you can be forgiving and bring joy to people... instead of being evil... one thing for sure is guys will never be satisfied with their dick size... it could always be bigger.
The unknown voice began to sob and a door opened with light coming from behind... at first was an outline of a man... then soon many figures were able to be seen... they grew closer and closer and closer... the boys realized that all the evil... all of them... we're themselves... they were mirror options of themselves. Then the boys transformed into what they were before coming into the world... hunter was fat again, Gino turned into a communist, trey was ugly again, Adi a fucking retard, and Spencer was a hybrid... the unknown came down and revealed himself... he was in fact... Obama
Obama- you see children you are your own evil, your own fear, you're the reason you don't do things other will do because you stop yourself... look at your mirror image... you like seeing yourself that way? Take a good look because you will never look that way in your entire life.
The boys were defeated they didn't know what to do anymore... they sat there looking at their own perfections...then another door opened. It was zack! He was alive!
Hunter- oh great this gets worst and worst.
Obama- don't worry I have one for you too zack...
Another image of zack appeared and stood in zacks face.
Obama- you boys are defeated HAHAHA
Zack- I forgot I had something for you my clone. You see this? Put the barrel to your head and pull that trigger...
The clone zack shot himself in the head. Obama was confused on how zack defeated himself.
Zack- boys use what we were given at the village...
The other boys grabbed their items from the village and zack unlocked the cage. The boys ran over to their clones. Hunter with his vacuum, trey with his make up, Spencer with his book, Adi with his dictionary, and Gino with his hammer and sickle... they walked to their clones.
Adi- how the fuck do I use this?
Adi took the book and beat the shit out of the clone. Adi realized he didn't need intelligence when he has retard strength. Spencer took his book of diets and intelligence and beauty, and shoved it up his clones ass making the clone run away. Hunter grabbed the vacuum and sucked out everything but fat, taking out the clones heart and other organs. Gino took the hammer and sickle and fell in surrender to democracy because he knew it was better... but the clone was cool so the boys kept it anyways. Democracy wins yet another time. Trey grabbed his make up pallet and put all the chemicals down his throat and poisoned the fuck out of him.
Obama was confused how his clones have failed! But he had one more trick up his hands.
Obama- before I let you win... try to defeat me with your own selves.
He took the boys in order and played their own game...
With Adi he played chess and showed Adi what a tard he was. With trey he showed how he was more beautiful than trey ever will be and showed trey mirrors that cracked at the sight of trey as well as onions that cry because trey is so ugly. He beat hunter at a pie eating contest and took hunter down. Because he took trey Adi and hunter down, he took Spencer down because he was the hybrid of the 3 other boys. With Gino he brought the real Gino back and toppled him with democracy because of that CC, Communist Cunt, and all was left was zack... zack was the stupid nerd at this point and Obama tried to beat zack by being smart and asking zack questions so he could destroy zack on the inside... Obama was sadly wrong and it took hours for him to even enter zacks brain. Zack and Obama went into a conference room to chat to finish the battle without the other boys around... for once they rooted for zack... another hour passed... then zack left the room alone... he had his head down and said how he lost... because Obama was a stupid fucking nerd... then a bang was heard in the room that zack left. The boys rushed in and saw that the conference with zack caused obamas suicide... he had did what trey wanted to do all the time... the boys asked zack why he said he lost like was it a joke?
Zack- because he took a gun and killed himself... that's a loss... I don't wanna be that guy...
The boys loved zack for what he did finally and zack had finally won the appeal of friendship. The boys left the palace but not before throwing the one ring that ruled them all in the fires of the volcano. They walked back to the village and everyone greeted them in joy! The boys had finally did it. Logan came and greeted them.
Logan- how are you MEN doing?
The boys have finally became men. What an accomplishment. The world needed a new ruler tho... and they all had one person in mind... Gino's clone, the democracy one, was now the new leader of the land and had full hopes to be what a world needs and not like Obama. But the men figured this was it... or was it... is this the final?
