Love Hurts (Puzzleshipping)

Uncles and Masters.

Yugi Muto, one of the number one SMARTEST people in our school, cute, breathtaking, small, light and pretty carefree.
Who wouldn't like that guy?

I could tell he was actually going to reject me if I just spit it out just like that.
I could tell he doesn't pretty much is addicted to guys but more of a girls boy.

Like I said, he'd probably be disappointed if he'd find out.

We finally reached the local park, which was almost empty, there were only little kids and their parents/parent on the playgrounds or running around the park's grass.

'READY!?' I yelled from the distance to get his attention,

'YEP!!!' he bellowed back,

And here we go, Yugi's gone first. He drew a first card, he seemed impressed for what he got for some odd reason.

'I summon...TRANSCENDENT WINGS!!' he called out as a puff of sparkly smoke, um, sparkled around the place.

He summons a Kuriboh, nice, I like Kuribohs, I also have them in my deck.
They are cute fluffy brown bouncy things that say "Kuri! Kuri!"

Cute little things.

Then something unexpected happened...Kuriboh turned human. For some odd reason.
With red-ish brown hair and with a blonde fringe suddenly appeared before our eyes!

Seriously, is this some sort of summoning problem or something?

Pegasus! What is wrong with you?! Now, you need some sort of eye check up or something?
He seriously does with the Millennium Eye and all.
Serious eye surgery for Maximillan Pegasus alright.

 Mysterious Kuriboh turned around and bowed down to Yugi going up to her knees, 'My master, what would you like me to do?'

I gnawed, EXUCSE ME?! IS THIS WOMAN EVEN REAL?

And why is she even talking?

'I'm sorry, but who are you?' Yugi asked as he tilted his head with confusion.
That's Kuriboh...I think.
'I am Kuriboh' I knew it, 'your servant, you are my master.'

Ok, now I'm getting creeped out, Yugi's face is more shocked than before.

'MASTER?!?! SINCE WHEN?!' he exclaimed,
'You summoned me.' she answered,
'Wait, so YOUR Transcendent Wings?' Yugi asked,
'Yes Master.' Now Yugi was rolling his eyes,

'Ok. Quit calling me, "Master" I have a name you know.' Isn't THAT quite obvious?
'But master is master.' Kuriboh retorted.
'Just call me Yugi.'
'Yes... Master Yugi.' she answered as I fell on the floor laughing. As much as Kuriboh creeps me out, she's STILL pretty weird.
Just reminds me of my psychopathic cousins.

'SHUT UP YAMI!!' Yugi yelled with a red face, I continued laughing,
'Sorry, sorry, but this is too funny.' I laughed,
'Ok then Kuriboh, I will be glad to be your master.' Yugi said, 'What is it Kuriboh?'
 'Is just that you look cute for a moment there master.' she complemented. I widened my eyes.

Oh.

No.

She.

DIDN'T!!!

Did she say what I THINK she said?

If she did then right now my jealousy is at a ALL TIME...HIGH!!

Get the gif...HIGH!!!

VERY HIGH!!!

I walked (read: stomped) over to Kuriboh and Yugi and decided to break stuff up, wait, no, say it in a nice way...change the subject.