Before anyone gets butthurt, this is merely a joke
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Simmer down, simmer down
They say this sale only goes for two days
But look around
We work too damn hard for this just to give it up now
If you don't swim, you'll drown
But don't move, honey
You look so perfect standing there
In my Best and Less half-price underwear
Ordered them online, got them in the mail
Your graphic tee is a work of art
I got their logo tattooed in an arrow heart
And I know now, that I'm so down
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Let's get out, let's get out
'Cause this deadbeat house's running out of undies
While I was out, I found this catalogue
If I showed up with a sale ticket
And a shiny credit card with your name on it
Would you wanna run away too?
'Cause all I really want is you
You look so perfect standing there
In my Best and Less half-price underwear
And I know now, that I'm so down
I made a wardrobe straight out of this store
I've got your ripped skinny jeans lying on the floor
And I know now, that I'm so down
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
You look so perfect standing there
In my Best and Less half-price underwear
And I know now, that I'm so down
Your graphic tee is a work of art
I got their logo tattooed in an arrow heart
And I know now, that I'm so down
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
You look so perfect standing there
In my Best and Less half-price underwear
And I know now, that I'm so down
Your graphic tee is a work of art
I got their logo tattooed in an arrow heart
And I know now, that I'm so down
