Before anyone gets butthurt, this is merely a joke
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Simmer down, simmer down
                              They say this sale only goes for two days
                              But look around
                              We work too damn hard for this just to give it up now
                              If you don't swim, you'll drown
                              But don't move, honey
                              You look so perfect standing there
                              In my Best and Less half-price underwear
                              Ordered them online, got them in the mail
                              Your graphic tee is a work of art
                              I got their logo tattooed in an arrow heart
                              And I know now, that I'm so down 
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Let's get out, let's get out
                              'Cause this deadbeat house's running out of undies 
                              While I was out, I found this catalogue
                              If I showed up with a sale ticket
                              And a shiny credit card with your name on it
                              Would you wanna run away too?
                              'Cause all I really want is you
                              You look so perfect standing there
                              In my Best and Less half-price underwear 
                              And I know now, that I'm so down
                              I made a wardrobe straight out of this store
                              I've got your ripped skinny jeans lying on the floor
                              And I know now, that I'm so down
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              You look so perfect standing there
                              In my Best and Less half-price underwear
                              And I know now, that I'm so down
                              Your graphic tee is a work of art
                              I got their logo tattooed in an arrow heart
                              And I know now, that I'm so down 
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              Hey, hey
                              You look so perfect standing there
                              In my Best and Less half-price underwear
                              And I know now, that I'm so down
                              Your graphic tee is a work of art
                              I got their logo tattooed in an arrow heart 
                              And I know now, that I'm so down
                              
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              
                                           
                                               
                                               
                                                  