Are you using the confundus charme or are you just naturally mind blowing?
The Sorting Hat has spoken and it says I belong with you.
If I made you a love potion no one could Severus.
Have you heard of platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those exact same measurements.
Your smile's like Expelliarmus: simple, yet disarming.
I must need occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
I'd like to get my basilisk inside your Chamber of Secrets. (I'm sorry)
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You don't have to say Lumos Maxima to turn me on.
I don't know what Quiddich position you play, but you look like a keeper.
If I were a Keeper and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?
One night with me and they'll be calling you Moaning Myrtle. (so sorry)
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink and torture
That's a wrap on the pick up lines... for now. Honestly, if you use a (decent) Harry Potter line on me, I will go on a date with you. Not even kidding.
Adios, everyone!
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