Best Friend: *talks about her bf and how sweet he is*
Best Friend: *shows cute messages he sent*
Me: AWWWWE!! Omg you two are totally my OTP!!
We see him that weekend
Me: If you hurt her I will come to your house and beat your ass, and I have a whole fucking army of people to back me up.
Him: I'm not going to hurt her! Emotionally at least >:) *crude gesture*
Me: *looks at him* *shakes head* *SLAP!*
Him: Ow!
Me: Keep the comments PG in my presence. I don't need to hear your dirty thoughts about my sister.
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RandomOutburst.com
HumorThis will just be a bunch of my friends and I's random outbursts! I will be writing about bands, love, friedships, enemy-ships, and anything else thatt comes to mind. I hope you enjoy, and prepare for extreme randomness! (WARNING: THERE WILL BE RANT...
