Caller: "Hey, I can't connect to my home wifi when I'm not at home."
Me: "Sir, it won't, as your wifi has a range limitation."
Caller: "Well, I was in the mall and I wanted to know what the gas prices are."
Me: "Sir, do you have a data plan on your cell?"
Caller: "I DON'T KNOW! I WANT TO CONNECT TO MY HOME WIFI! YOU'RE NO HELP AT ALL!" *click*
