A young couple decided to wed. As the big day appro apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply co success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, bu smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be pu problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this solution. The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take h mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother has bad breath in the morning." "No, you understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid th will not want to sleep in the same room wit Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get str head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key i until you've brushed your teeth. Not a word," her mothe thought it was certainly worth a try. The loving couple w a beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting the advice each had perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn with a start to find that one of his socks had come of consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of c and without thinking, she immediately asks, "Wha you doing?" "Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've swallowed my sock!"
