The Signs As Michael Quotes

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Aries: "I'm a pretty big pizza enthusiast so I could talk about pizza all day if you want"

Taurus: "real bands save fans, real fans save fans"

Gemini: "I can do what I want I'm punk rock"

Cancer: "EVERYONE ELSE HAS FRIENDS HOW COME I DON'T"

Leo: "I look like a pretty girl. SELFIES"

Virgo: "for my birthday, I want everyone to grab someone else's butt."

Libra: "halloween is the day I wish I had boobs the most"

Scorpio: "when Ashton first joined the band I convinced Calum and Luke that his middle name is chlamydia"

Sagittarius: "Ashton asked me out on a date and I said 'No my playstation is more important than your feelings"

Capricorn: "wearing pink underwear. Today is going to be fabulous"

Aquarius: "let's play titanic, you be iceberg and i'll go down"

Pisces: "I'm pringle. That's kinda like single but hungry"

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Michael is sassier than me wth

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