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Fact #95: Lick it

This is a fact that you probably already, know, but it is impossible to lick your own elbow.

Believe me, I've tried...

Many times...

Many, many times...

I have a lot of free time, okay?

But seriously, I was so close one time!

I could already see the press coming from miles around to look at my amazing stunt!

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p.s. If you don't want to read all of them, you can skip to Fact #1, and then read through them all, if you like, which you will, because, duh, I wrote it.