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Fact #43: Be Back In A CM

Be back in a jiffy!

Most of us know this common phrase...

But what is a jiffy?

Hands up if you've ever asked that question.

I know I have!

And so, I'm here today to tell you all the meaning of the word 'jiffy'

Jiffy, believe it or not, is a unit of measurement!

A jiffy is equal to: 33.3564 pinoseconds.

A pinosecond is one trillionth of a second...

Ohhh!

That makes sense now!

I never knew what a pinosecond is...but then, in that case...no one can say the phrase: Be Back In A Jiffy, because no one is that fast, so THAT means...

It means...

We've been lied to...

OUR ENTIRE LIVES!

VOTE, COMMENT AND FOLLOW ME TO STOP THE OPPRESSORS, AND ALLOW ME TO SUPPLY YOU WITH MORE FACTS!

p.s. If you don't want to read all of them, you can skip to Fact #1, and then read through them all, if you like, which you will, because, duh, I wrote it.