Trevor
Brittany's like way too stressed out! It's the day of our first pregnancy check up. We're just sitting on the couch waiting to leave for the preggers exam. "Babe cam down! Oh! I know how to calm you down! Imitate me!" I tell her, she seems to relax when she does and just laugh! "Why would I....fine!" She says uninterested. "Like, don't even worry bout it!" She says and leans back with her hands behind her head. I laugh and tickle her. "See! Your not stressed." I say. She just looks at me and then we're both diving in for a make out. Then like 20 minutes later when we're lying on the couch kissing Brittany squints a look at the clock and immediately pulls away from me and jumps up. I look at her confused then realise we're like 5 minutes late for the check up. "Let's go!" She says and grabs her phone, keys and bag. Then practically pulls me out the door and into the car. I drive fast while she jitters and wiggles uncomfortably. I'm speeding way past the limit and suddenly there's a flash and I realise I've been caught! Then the cops pull me over and Brittany just looks at me with a look of worry mixed with anger. "What the......!" I yell, "Well we would've made it quicker if you hadn't kissed me." She yells back, "Hey you asked for that kiss!" I shout just as I roll down the window and the cop apparently called Chris pops his head in. "Sorry kids, it's my job!" He says as I sigh, "then he see's Brittany's small bump and coughs, "Are you going to the hospital for an exam?" He asks chattily, "yes!" Says Brittany and starts crying. "What's wrong dearie?!" Asks the startled cop. "I just, I'm missing the appointment and I don't know if I'm cut out to be a mother!" Sobs Brittany, I kiss her on the cheek, "Sweetheart, baby, you'll be the perfect mother! Your the most perfect, kind caring girl I've ever met. That's why I married you and that's why your child will love you to bits! I'm the lickiest man in the world and we can reschedule. Now I'm gonna pay the nice man and we can go home and book another appaointment!" I tell her reassuringly. The cop signs and smiles and I think he might actually have a tear in his eye! "That was so romantic! Go on go to what's left of the exam! I'll let you off!" He says and Brittany kisses him on the check as a thanks and he blushes bright red! Well here we go....FATHERHOOD!AHHHHHH!
