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Chapter 1- TO LONDON!!

Sup. I'm Braelyn. Call me Braelyn. I know you were already told that I'm a fangirl, but I'm such a fangirl that I cried for a month when Zayn left 1D. And another month when Ed Sheeran went on his break. The last 'I cri ;-;' month was when 1D went on THEIR break. I'm doing the red bracelet challenge. Anyway, enough rambling! Back to the present!
We were currently discussing me moving to London. I had to! I promised my brother!
"Guys, we can still Skype her..." Unicorn said, sadly. Suddenly, a brilliant idea popped into my head. "I KNOW!! I COULD HELP PAY FOR A FLAT ALL OF YOU COULD STAY IN!!!" I yelled. "GREATEST IDEA YOU EVER HAID KITTY!!" Wolfie yelled back. "I don't know whether to be insulted or confused..." I said, trailing off. I just shrugged it off.
~LE TIME SKIP TO AIRPORT~
We all had our bags packed and tickets paid for and money turned to pounds. It was sad. I COULDN'T MAKE IT RAIN ANYMORE! I cri ;-;. Not for real though. "PUP!! COME ON!! WE GONNA BE LATE!! Mind my English." I yelled, getting weird looks from people. I just laughed it off. Pup came with us onto the plane.
~Le time skip because 'plane ride' means 'sleep' in my head/ my dictionary~
Finally! I'm off that comfortable plane with free snacks! Wait, why did I say finally, you ask. THEY DIDN'T HAVE MALTESERS! Or however the fuck they're spelled in London. I haven't been here since I was 18. When I was 18, I was like 'BYE MOTHERFUCKERS!' But I said Felicia when I left. Anywhore, Imma shut the Hell up for a while. "Yo, Kitty, you little motherfucker!" Unicorn called to me. "What is it Unicorn?" I asked. "Three things, 1) we have less of a chance of meeting Andy Biersack, 2) WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GONNA STAY UNTIL WE BUY A FLAT, and 3) NO JIMMY PROTESTED!" She yelled. We got a lot of strange looks from people. We stuck our tongues out at them. "Kitty, Unicorn, we should stop embarrassing ourselves!" Rabbit whisper-yelled at us. "Rabbit, you know you mean stop embarrassing you and Wolfie!" I told her, tapping her nose. "Unicorn to everyone, YO MOTHERFUCKERS! I GOT A GREAT IDEA! Over!" Unicorn yelled into her walkie talkie. "Kitty to Unicorn, WHAT IS IT? Over!" I asked through the talking device that wasn't a phone. "Unicorn to everyone, It's almost Halloween, let's get costume pieces for who we are! And let's go to Hot Topic! Over!" Unicorn replied. I gasped, "Kitty to Unicorn, Motherfuckers, I need help of you. Please! Over!" I said into the walkie talkie....

~A/N~
Ooooooooooohhhhhh! DRAMA MOTHERFUCKERS! What do you think the cliffhanger is about? Vote and comment if you wanna know! (I'll probably tell you anyway. Lel. XD) oh, and mind my English for most of the book. It's just in what Kitty/ Brae says. And Unicorn.
BYE MOTHERFUCKERS!
Kitty Cheshire
5ooWordsIfIDon'tSpaceTheseOnes!