Step 1: Affection. You feel like you are attracted to the character and when something happens you gasp but not very reacted. Yes you save a few pictures.
Step 2: Euphoria. You are continually talking about him. And you don't think he is cute anymore, but rather he is smoking HOT! Now you think you are attracted and embrace it. You start to save more then 25 pictures.
Step 3: Sexual Frustration. You make up daydreams and scenarios about him. Everything he does gives you special type of feels. You start to have fantasies. And about 30 pictures of him or about him, with a Pinterest board dedicated.
Step 4: Obsession. Blogs are dedicated, and boards too. You watch movies with the actor who portrays them. You watch all interviews, and TV shows. You think about him for everything.
Step 5: Depression. You cry at everything, that reminds you of him. You regret becoming obsessed and can't look at his face.
Step 6: Mental Issue. WHOOOO WHOOOO! The police are coming and are here to take you to the Asylum, because he is finally ruining your life and are never going to dye because that date isn't him. Then you start to spazz out because you know you are going to die spazzing out about him. Have fun dying!
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A Fan Girl's Guide to Life
De TodoSo this is not your average girls guide, this is a high tech fan girl guide. Written by a high tech and high functioning fan girl, herself. Read or don't live up to what you can truly be. An awesome fan girl!
