wrong number | mingyu

six

{ jeon minji's pov }

"yah! minguk! don't step on daehan!"

"no, manse. you can't eat candle wax."

"daehan, you know what? you're the most calm and behave here. love you bro."

"ow ow— stop pulling my hair daehan. i regret everything i said!"

"manse, don't slap minguk!"

"say sorry to him! hug!"

"minguk, don't eat your booger. please."

"oh my god guys, you're hungry already? you just ate 10 minutes ago!"

sitting on our couch, i sighed. it hasn't been an hour and the triplets already drove me crazy. not to forget that i'm on my red days, it wasn't the best scenario ever.

i heard the doorbell rang and i guessed that it was mingyu. well, wonwoo did actually call him and i was surprised that he agreed.

"i'm here!" mingyu says as he went inside our house on his own. i didn't even open the door for him yet.

"sup manse? hey daehan, lookin' good! minguk, mah man!"

"hyung!" the triplets shouted running towards mingyu, completely ignoring me. i rolled my eyes as i cleaned up their mess. "let's play hyung!"

minji
u go play with them while i chill

mingyu
hahahahaha no.

minji
well u know im on my red days

minji
that's a valid excuse

minji
so excUSE ME

mingyu
ur excused

minji
oh shut up, i'll be upstairs if u need me

minji
please don't burn the house

i changed into much comfier clothes because i am a girl who doesn't like to stay in skinny pants. sometimes, i wonder if our legs suffocate or something because the pants are too skinny and the poor legs have to suffer.

scrolling down my newsfeeds and stuff, well, it was actually boring. i have no life and i'm lame so i'm not surprised.

mingyu
knock knock

minji
i swear that if this is one of your stupid knock knock jokes im going to slit yout throat with a scissor try me

mingyu
geez, juST ANSWER IT

minji
fine, who's there?

mingyu
a broken pencil

minji
a broken pencil who?

mingyu
nevermind, it's pointless.

mingyu
badum tss

mingyu
get it get it???

minji
lame

mingyu
you're so mean

minji
i know

mingyu
manse is trying to eat candle wax pls heLP

minji
hAH good luck!

i heard a girly scream downstairs and i guessed that it was no other than mingyu. i heard a couple more screams and shouts, pleading manse to stop trying to eat candle wax and says that he would give him a snack. oh well.

"minji! help!"

i made my way downstairs and saw an exhausted mingyu and hyper triplets.

"okay listen up! nobody eats candle wax! if you do, no snacks for you!" i shouted, catching their attention.

the triplets went wilder than ever and mingyu starts to grin, the same creepy grin from yesterday. when does he stop that?!

"do i get a snack too?"

"hah, no. shut up."

i went to the kitchen and faced the cabinet filled with snacks. and being the smol bean i am, my poor hand couldn't reach it.

"goddamn it." i cursed under my breath as i tried to reach for the cabinet again.

mingyu
oh look someone can't reach the cabinet super tall mingyu is here to help

minji
i know you're just standing behind me

minji
fuck you asshole

mingyu
you've been telling me that since yesterday

mingyu
so, when? 😎

i turned around and saw a creepily grinning mingyu. i rolled my eyes, "i'm so done with you."

"well, you still should be thanking me that i'm helping you babysit the triplets plus look—" he says while easily reaching for the snacks while i stand there unamused. "—i even reached for the snacks for you!"

"sure, k."

mingyu
#r00d

minji
idc

"noona, is hyung your boyfriend?" minguk asked out of nowhere. we just stared at him in disbelief.

where did he get that question?!

"oh my god, where did you get that?" i asked minguk while looking at mingyu from head to toe. how could he say that this dweeb is my boyfriend?

"i don't know, instincts?" minguk calmly says while shrugging. "you look like a couple, to me."

"minguk, no."

"noona, yes."

"well hyung, is noona your girlfriend?" minguk asks mingyu as i gave him a death glare. he just chuckled and patted minguk's head.

"definitely—" he says seriously as minguk's eyes sparkled and ran away from us while squealing, i guess.

i stared in disbelief, "you lia—"

"—not, who would ask you as their girlfriend?"

i am so done with this nitwit.