wrong number | mingyu

seven

8:01 am

. . .

mingyu
what washes up on tiny beaches?

minji
i know this is one of your lame ass jokes

minji
minGYU DON'T

minji
i have a spork with me and i am not afraid to use it! yes, a spork, a spoon which is also a fork!

mingyu
MICROWAVES!

minji
oh my god

minji
get out

minji
you are so lame

mingyu
that's not how you treat a guest

minji
you are not my guest, you just barged into our humble home

mingyu
*gasps in jeju accent*

minji
you're lucky that the triplets are sleeping

mingyu
what if they're sleeping?

mingyu
what are you gonna do to me huh? ;))

minji
im so done with u

mingyu
aw you can't resist me

mingyu
no one can resist THE mingyu!

minji
so

mingyu
mean (￣ε(#￣)︴

. . .

8:16 am

. . .

mingyu
what did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

minji
mingyu i swear to god i will kill you in your sleep

mingyu
dam

mingyu
get it? get it?

minji
boo

mingyu
seungkwan's not here

minji
who the hell is seungkwan?

mingyu
no one

mingyu
so anyways, i know that i will be bored tomorrow and since the weekend's almost over

mingyu
lets hang out

minji
mingyu no

mingyu
minji yes

minji
are you srsly asking me to hang out with you?

mingyu
hey you should feel special bc THE mingyu asked you out

minji
hAH no

mingyu
we're the min-min couple! we should always be together!

minji
tf

minji
since when were we a couple???

mingyu
since the day i first laid my eyes on you

minji
lame

lamegyu
you don't know how to appreciate

minji
how could i appreciate someone lame as u

lamegyu
*gasps in korean*

lamegyu
hoW DARE U

minji
yeS HOW DARE I

lamegyu
how could u do this to ur bffl

minji
you're just proclaiming these stuff

minji
i do not approve this

lamegyu
tomorrow okay? 10 am sharp

minji
hAH no.

lamegyu
so, if you still won't do it...

minji
what are you gonna do?

minji
yah mingyu!

minji
wtf

minji
oh my god stop it

lamegyu
not unless you agree!

minji
ur screams are annoying and girly!

minji
mom told me to say yes already

lamegyu
so you're agreeing already?

minji
i don't have a choice ??

minji
mom says that she would not feed me unless i say yes

minji
my food is on the line here!!!!1!

lamegyu
sO???

minji
fiNE

lamegyu
*squeals*

minji
you're crazy!

lamegyu
crazy 4 u ;))

minji
still lame af

minji:
i would be surprised if u will get a girlfriend

lamegyu
excuSE ME, girls dig this face ＜（＠￣︶￣＠）＞

lamegyu
what do u call a bear with no teeth?

minji
mingyu i will slit ur throat with my spork fIGHT ME

lamegyu
a gummy bear!

minji
🤦🏻‍♀️