MINJI
"what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?"
— um, roberto?
"do u wish to polish mingyu bc lame"
— i am so lost? i tried searching what you meant with polish but all i got was it's a guys with a huge dick. um? help?
"what are the chances of you falling inlove with mingyu?"
— 0.00001% 😊 (who would fall inlove with that nitwit?)
"rate ur siblings out of 10"
— i'll give them 9.5 just because sometimes, they make me crazy
"and ur bffl"
— um 8.9, maybe?
—
MINGYU
"r u a hoe or r u my hoe"
— i'm minji's hoe srry
"is there a luv triangle scene"
— NO SPOILERS!
"will u ever stop making lame jokes?"
— no 😊
"what's wrong between u and ur jokes??? its jamless m8"
— i feel offended wot
"dO YOU KNOW WHAT'S A TISSUE"
— pffft. yes...ofc
"would you make minju ur gf?"
— i don't date trash srry
(im joking ok. plus its minji m8)
"fall in love with minji pl0x"
— uMM?
"wonwoo or minji chOOSE"
— i'd rather pick wonwoo hyung- he's my main hoe or is he?
(but ofc im jokin')
—
seulgi :
"HAPPINESS LALALALALALALA yo so hi plz plzplz say hi back"
— hi back ლ(⌒▽⌒ლ)
"Is irene dating anyone"
— yes me omg im joking- but srsly idk .-.
"y do u look so much like wonemo"
— bc we're twins? ???
—
wonwoo :
"mARRY ME no lol jk"
— wot m8
"I want ur sis to marry mingyu OK?"
— i'll be the best man then B)
"y r u so em0"
— bc i can B)
"wonwoo pls marry me lel"
— ummmm
"Jfc u hv a crush on irene rite"
— um uh....oh look at the time gotta blast!!
—
the triplets :
"y are y'all so cute"
"why u guys all cuties"
— bc we can B)
"Manse whats ur reaction to the song manse"
— daEBAK I FEEL VERY SPECIAL *0*
—
yugyeom and naeun :
"Can u guys take kissing lessons pls yall sloppy af"
— excusE ME???
—
the jeon sibs' parents :
"y y'all always doing crap"
— uhh um we have a seminar to attend bye
"here's an award since y'all are great parents *clap"
— why thank you
—
authornim aka moi :
Q : can u pl0x stahp being amazing
— i wasn't even amazing at first place so
Q : how do u even make the jokes?
— i do good research :-))))
Q : teach me ur ways omg
— i have nothing to teach bc i am v v lame :((((
Q : HOW ARE YOU SOO AMAZINNNGGG
— im not amazing :( bUT I LOVE UR USERNAME LIKE U ROCK
Q : do u luv me
— yES
Q : r u lame
— unfortunately, yes :((((( i cRI
. . .
a/n: this was supposed to be published hours ago but wating for bts' comeback had me likeeee (honestly im screaming inside— i have to keep it in bc ppl are sleeping)
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wrong number | mingyu
Humorjeon series #1 ❝whAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT MY MOM?!❞ date started : november 8, 2015 date ended : febuary 22, 2016 HIGHEST ACHIEVEMENT: #5 in humor (as of 12/20/17)
