A/N: I don't cuss whatsoever, so if you see a * right in the middle of a sentence, it means a curse word is being used.
Chapter 4: Katey's POV – Oh Noes!
I stayed in the kitchen scarfing down chocolate chip cookies and playing 20Qs until I was sure Love had went to bed. She can be such a freak sometimes. But she's my cousin and I'm insane, so I love her anyway. Most of the time, I just steer clear of her. You get used to her after a while. Her new sister, Nini, however...
My head throbbing, I went to go get some more ice. Even though she'll take some getting used to, at least she isn't normal. What kind of normal person carries around a big fan to use as a weapon? That's a good sign. Normal people just won't do in this family. They just won't. Sanity doesn't last long here; just ask Theresa!
Oh noes, I thought when I opened the freezer and noticed something wrong. It was missing. “Oh noes.” Where was it? Where? “Oh noes!”
Whynot came down the stairs, worried. “Katey? What's wrong? Is everything o-” She stopped dead when she saw the freezer. “Where is it? Katey, it's always in here. Where is it?!”
We looked at each other. “OH NOES!”
Nini rushed down the stairs, fan in hand. Mustang followed her, holding Fantasy's hand. For a minute I thought Love was still asleep. Yeah, I wish. A stream of cuss words flowed from her mouth as she stormed down the stairs.
“What the * is it?” She screamed loud enough to wake up the state. “Well?! What is so * important?!”
“The-” I stuttered. “The- the-”
“Spit it out!”
“The i-” Whynot stuttered. “The ice-”
“SPIT IT OUT!”
“The ice cream is gooooonnnneeee!!!” Whynot and I cried in unison. It was a tragedy!
Love just stood there, either trying to figure out how to respond or how to punish us for waking her up. Probably both. Whynot hid behind Mustang, and I decided to hide behind Nini. “Save me!” I cried. “Hit her with your fan!”
“Katey,” Nini muttered back to me, “she's my sister.”
Luckily, Love just frowned and said “I'll buy more tomorrow. Now get to bed. Now!” She went back upstairs. What? The ice cream is missing, and she just goes back upstairs?! How dare she! Next thing you know she'll be letting people eat all our cookies! How could she just ignore it? Unless... she ate the ice cream!
I grabbed Whynot's arm. She looked at me. “Mah epic couzin,” I said, “we gotz ourselves some detective work ta do!”
