Bellamort : A Tropical Vacation!

Monkeys, Snow Cones and Snakes.

Bellatrix and Voldemort were half way done there vacation, and today was the day Tom was dreading- trip to the Honolulu Zoo.

"Tom, get in the bathroom and put on the shorts!" Bellatrix yelled to him one last time, her and Tillie were impatiently waiting by the door to leave.

Before he could even let a single syllable out, he dreadfully went to get changed.

"Do this, Tom." He muttered under his breath. "Do that, Tom." He grunted while putting his legs into a bright blue Hawaiian shorts.

Before returning back to his wife and house elf, he looked at himself in the mirror.

"Hideous." He murmured to himself as he turned side to side to look at himself. "But it will do." He sighed.

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The taxi promptly pulled up to the zoo just before noon, Tillie was most excited as she always read about Zoo's in books and magazines.

"Master, do you think they have giraffes here?" Tillie asked Tom, giraffes were her most favourite animal.

"I don't know, and quite frankly I could care less." Tom never told anyone this, but he was fascinated with llamas.

The three walked inside and before they started there day they all sat down for some lunch.

"Master, can you open this for me?" Tillie asked Tom, as he handed him a bottle of water, she would have asked Bellatrix but she was off getting fries and burgers for them.

"What do I look like? Have you bunked your stupid head and assumed I worked for you?" Tom said irritated, just his luck a family next to them over heard his rude comment to who they assumed was his daughter. "Oh, what are you looking at?" He rolled his eyes.

Bellatrix came back five minutes later, she was nearly carrying more than she could handle but somehow managed not to spill there lunch everywhere.

"Did you say no onions?" Tom asked as he picked up his burger.

"Yes, Tom I did." She rolled her eyes.

"Because you know- I don't like onions." He clarified once more before taking a bite.

"Someone really must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." She mumbled under her breath.

"Master, can you open this for me?" She said shyly, afraid to upset The Dark Lord again.

"Of course, Tom why didn't you open this for her?" She said annoyed as she turned the cap off.

Toms mouth was full, with what might be the best burger he's ever had. "What?" He asked confused, he was too focused on his food. "Oh sorry little one, I get grumpy when I'm hungry."

Tillie smiled slightly as she picked up a chicken strip, her absolute favourite meal. "That is alright master, I understand." After a few more bites she decided to ask Bellatrix a question that's been on her mind for awhile. "Master, I read the tour guide book in my room last night and it said we can book a two night cruise through the hotel.. Can we do it?"

"That would be a lovely way to end our trip, wouldn't it? I'll ask the front desk when we get back." She smiled at Tillie, she loved her as a daughter and didn't know what she would do without her.

After lunch they started the tour of the zoo, first up on the map was the monkey habitat. Tillle was running so fast that her hat kept falling off and Tom kept having to pick it up. "Bloody hell, if you lose this one more time I'm going to feed you to the monkeys."

"These monkeys don't like meat, master."Tillie was full of so much knowledge about animals that she almost forgot to not answer The Dark Lord back.

"What's a snow cone?" Tom whispered to Bella, he saw a long line up for snow cones.

"Go wait in line, you'll love it- I'll be right there." Bealltrix couldn't help but notice Tom was enjoying his time at the zoo.

Tom made his way over to the line up, a small young boy was starting up at him. "I'm going to get Rasberry, what are you going to get?"

"The blood of my enemy's." Tom was joking, but the little boy ran over to his mom crying frantically. "Oh for heaven sakes, I was kidding small person."

Tom finally made it to the front of the line, he had memorized every flavour they had when he waited in line. "I want a large pink daisy with two extra pumps of cotton candy flavour and just a hint of cherry.. With a sword straw."

The lady smiled at him politely, she knew that the snow cone was for him and she found that humours. "Of course sir, that will be ten dollars."

"I don't care..." He said blatantly, he hated dealing with human money. 

"I can't give you the snow cone without money, sir." The lady was a finding him less humours and more of an ass.

Bealltrix just happened to make it on time before Tom accidentally killed her, she handed the lady money and Tom got his snow cone. Bellatrix left some extra money with Tom, in case he had another problem. She was so busy chasing Tillie around that she didn't realize Tom was held up in the snake habitat.

"Tom what are you doing? You can't let these snakes out- there dangerous!" Bellatrix was going around closing all the glass doors he had unlocked with his long fingernails. "Someone's going to get hurt!"

"Did you know they keep these snakes in here all day long! There sad, they want to be let out!" Tom was just about to open the anaconda door.

"Tom! Don't! You will get in a lot of trouble!" Bellatrix was picking up snakes and tossing them into random places, in hopes no one would see them.

"Trouble?! I'm The Dark Lord!" Just as he finished talking he let out a loud yell, the anaconda he let out tried to attack him. "Stupid snake!," He quickly ran over to his wife.  "We should get out of here, that thing could swallow us whole."

After leaving the zoo, they finally made it back to there room. Tillie had bought over twenty five stuffed animals from the gift shop. "Tom, help Tillie carry her gifts."

Tom looked at Bealltrix for a very long time, he couldn't believe she would even suggest helping the help. "It's like you don't even know me anymore." He mumbled as he grabbed a handful of stuffed animals.

"I got you this snake,master. It reminded me of Nagine,"Tillie handed him a snake stuffy. "And I got you this llama shirt, there's a matching one for Severus."

"... Thank you."  He didn't want to admit it, but he was more excited for the llama shirt that he couldn't wait to show Severus at there next meeting.