Bellamort : A Tropical Vacation!

Breakfast In Bed.

The next day arrived and Voldemort wanted to surprise Bellatrix with breakfast in bed. He made his way into Tillies bedroom to order her to get food, but much to his surprise she was not there. So Voldemort walked back into his room and picked up the phone, it instantly rang.

"Oh, hello?" Voldemort said confused.

"Good morning Mr.Lestrange, what can I do for you?" The receptionist asked politely.

"I'm looking for my house el-" Voldemort stopped himself, he realized what he was about to say. "I mean, I'm looking for my grandmother thats staying with us."

"Oh, last I saw she was by the pool sir."

"Damn it, I need her to bring us breakfast." Voldemort was angry now.

"We can do that for you sir, what would you like?" She asked kindly.

"Everything you have." He said sternly.

"Everything on our breakfast menu sir?" She was suddenly confused.

"Yes. As soon as possible please." He hung up the phone.

Voldemort quickly hopped in the shower, which to him was his favourite part of his day. He found showers amusing, all the shampoos and conditioners and soaps.

Voldemort picked up a bottle of strawberry shampoo. "This smells divine." He whispered as he put some on his hand.

Suddenly, Bellatrix came in the bathroom and chuckled when she saw her husband washing his bald head.

"Babe, how many time do I have to tell you, shampoo is for HAIR." She teased.

"But I love the way it makes my head smell, and don't lie so do you." He said while rubbing the shampoo on his head.

Before she could answer, there was a knock at the door.

"Did you order something?" She asked confused.

"Oh, shoot! Don't answer that!" He quickly said getting out of the shower, not washing the shampoo of his head.

Voldemort ran to the door, wrapping a towel around his waist.

"Ow, it burns." He yelled, the shampoo was dripping into his eyes.

"You should have washed that off before you got out of the shower babe." She yelled from the bathroom.

Voldemort opened the door and to his surprise there were two gentlemen with 4 tables of breakfast food.

"Um where do you want us to put this sir?" The man was trying not to laugh at the distraught Voldemort squinting the shampoo out of his eyes.

"Put it all on the bed, please."

"The bed?" The second gentlemen asked confused.

"Yes, quickly please."

Bellatrix came out of the bathroom shortly after and was confused by all the food on their bed.

"Tom... What is all this food doing on our bed?" She was so confused, she didn't know whether to laugh or get angry.

"It's breakfast in bed!" He said with the biggest grin on his face. "Dr.Phil says it's one of the most romantic things you could do for your wife."

Bellatrix opened her mouth than closed it, than opened it and closed once more. She decided not to correct Voldemort, but to smile and say thank you.

"That's very lovely, thank you. Now go wash your head off." She smiled.

"You know this stuff smells good, but it sure doesn't taste good." He said while licking his cheek.

"Babe, stop. Don't eat that!" She yelled.

"Alright alright, let me go finish my shower." He said walking away.

Ten minutes later and Voldemort came out of the shower to the bedroom.

"What took you so long?" She asked while putting bacon in her mouth.

"This." He said putting his leg up on the bed. "Feel."

"Oh.my.god. You shaved your legs?"Bellatrix was shocked.

"Yes I did, do you have a problem with that?" He snickered.

"No sweetheart, I don't." She quietly laughed, she couldn't believe people were actually scared of this man.

The two sat and ate most of the breakfast while planning what they were going to do for the rest of there trip.