Ever since I was 9 I would move from house to house. I could never get comfortable in one spot. I never made any friends. Damn, now it all makes sense. Wait. Nope, no it doesnt. I doesn't make sense. before i complain even more, i have to say... I have no FUCKING CLUE how to write an essay, much less a book. I'm sorry. See, i always wanted to tell myself of how a person flew from the heaven and swept me off my feet. but that would be bullshit. that never happened. And i want to say im perfect but the sad reality is I'm not. but if you actually got to know me I'm nice, I'm funny, but i am a mess. I'm all over the place. im not that type of person to get annoyed over the little things, but i hate girly girls and primadonnas. ( ALTHOUGH I LOVE MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS!) me being a mess is different is different, im not a princess. actually im not a girl. im a guy. where was i? oh yeah. me being a mess. whenever i am at a 5 ft circumference from a guy I FREAK OUT.
GUY: hey can i borrow a pencil, man?
ME: WHO PAID YOU
GUY: What???
ME: NOTHING! nothing! haha! GOT EM! ( OML IM SO STUPID KMS)
Yeah. see? thats nothing compared to other times!
ME: HEYY
GUY: STOP TEXTING ME
ME: do you think im cute? ;)
GUY: no ;)
ME: AM I PRETTY?
GUY: no :)
ME: So does that mean i'm beautiful??
GUY: NO, that means YOU'RE UGLY
ME: oh.
now where am I in life? Well right now im in my moms car driving to my new home. not surprised? neither am I. I hated driving in that crusty, burnt ass car that smelled like month old casseroles. and im pretty sure there was something dead in there. my mom got married AGAIN. and now we have to move in with some creepy old family. for the record im pretty sure they have a torture chamber in there basement ew.
MOM: Come on Cory.. Youll love it!
ME: MOM. SHuTTit Im LiStenING To mY mOm
MOM: you have two moms?????????
ME: HALSEY MOM HALSEY
HALSEY IS BAE. SHUTTUP HOE. NO ONE CAN TOP HALSEY, HALSEY IS BAE. SHE IS MY RELIEF FROM ALL THE IDIOTS IN THIS WORLD.
in the distance i saw a huge house appear from the fog.
"WERE HERE!!!" my mom shrieked
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Standing On Edge (boyxboy)
Teen FictionWhen Cory has to move into a new family and get accustomed he finds a very unique but exciting love. Problems spark at addison trail when cory has to pick between love and death. (disclaimer: boyxboy, graphic content)
