>be me
>be 15
>still loving dan and phil
>beg dad to go see tatinof
>dad says it's too gay
>dad sends me to room
>pray to phan
>hear rumbling from downstairs
>smell of cherries rising
>look out window
>see naked dan in a fit of rage outside
>see dad try to escape in car
>"you think that's gay"
>phil grabs back bumper and sticks erect cock in the exhaust pipe
>car explodes as phil shoves hamsterade in exhaust pipe
>dad in half
>blood everywhere
>dad tries to crawl away
>phil picks up upper part of dad
>fucks dad through open abdomen
>pulls out cock
>dads heart is entangled around his arm-sized cock
>"much rekt very homo"
>squeezes blood from heart over cock as lube
>butt-rapes lower part of dad
>phils cock comes out through dads guts
>dan throws both parts of dad in street
>cars swerve
>6 car pile up
>dan spots me through my window
>walk into front yard with tears in my eyes
>tears of joy
>dan rips my pussy inside out in one motion
>fucks skin sack where pussyhole was
>flips me over and buttfucks me
>explodes inside me
>felches cherry cum and spits it into my bloody saggy pussy
>"thats enough homo for now"
>before i can look up phan are gone
>phan is love, phan is life
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Phan is Love, Phan is Life [Shrek Parody]
Fanfiction"Once you read this, there is no going back." Warning! Extremely mature content. This is a collection of childhood tales of joy and wonder that will always make me nostalgic for the good ol' days. I hope you enjoy as i did.
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